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Nee point licking United's arse now, suckers. That ship sailed with the deluded fans/eeze a great businessman crack.

"For you ze jokes are over."

He'd be 'Second Prize'.

Most of the way through Howes press conference, the Knight's way down the pecking order of getting a question, everyone else has asked about Almiron, Bruno, Burn etc so have probably stole the Knight's thunder, he finally gets a turn.... KR: "What about Martin Dubravka? He's hardly played at Man U, do you think it's strange?" Howe gives his tactful and measured response KR: "So is the door open for him here then?" Howe preserves with another polite answer. KR: "Err, and what about Paul Dummett?" So that then tells us which of the current squad are Lee's narks. Later on, on the blower to Penfold: KR: "I'm not being ignored as such but it's like me status is under threat now we're, whey, Newcastle, you're not there anymore, now box office. Ah definitely think some people at the cathedral on the hill are forgetting where they shit in the bed, like. It's EXACTLY what happened to you, Charnaz."

Britain's already sufficiently insulated..... from the EU, so rejoice!

'Howmanidas'

I've read them both, TP. KR is a tremendous read and totally agree with you on GOF and 300. 👍

He's like the Westminster version of.....

It isn't terrible but so far, could be better, over-dramatising something that doesn't need it and making the men something they probably weren't. (What they were was more than enough).

I've woken up on top of the roof at an old workplace and also in a doorway on old shields road, funnily enough this coincided with us all going through a phase of getting treble vodkas alongside a pint when we started off in Wilders and Dobson's etc. (I used to have a thing about climbing when morts). Also climbed up on a bus stop and was waving happily at the passengers on the top level of the buses one teatime on shields road, we'd been out all day as wor Jackie's had some deal where they were getting rid of bottles of 8% abv cider. I was fucking stotting.

SAS rogue warriors. I've watched the first three episodes of this and I really want to like it having seen the documentary on the book its based on a few years ago which itself had interviews with some of the original men including Stirling from an earlier set of interviews from the 80s. The documentary and interviews were fascinating. I'm finding the dramatised series hard to persevere with as I'd imagine the original members interviewed would be scratching their heads at it, if there's one thing they don't need is to be is 'sexed up'. It would be hard to fuck up their story but although it isn't terrible it should be much better.

An old workmate never turned up at work after the Inter Milan game at the San Siro even though he was due back. The following week we found out him and his brother, arseholed, were lured into an alley by a couple of lasses for a party. He woke up in the alley with a sore head after someone clobbered him with a blunt instrument minus his money and cards and spent a night or two in hospital. 'Still a canny trip' was his summary.

Wow. (Not the reaction to a goal I've never seen but my reaction to this tweet from a newspaper for an U21 game).

Black condoms. (out of respect).

I'm on board with this too, 2-1.

Just put their game on before Marseille scored and I'm thinking is that mbemba who played for us? Once they went close up I saw it was, had he played for man U or Liverpool etc I'd have in no doubt as big 6 fanboy Darren Fletcher would've described him as ex-liverpools chancel mbemba. Anyway, do I want them to stay in and not get beat? Do I fuck.

Patel and Braverman: [In English] "Welcome to England. Your papers, please." Braverman: [In Albanian] "Good luck." Albanian: [in Albanian] "Cheers, wor kid." Half an hour later....... Guard Rosco: "Howay, out you come. You're not going to get to Rwanda hiding in there, are you, Borat? Lol."

I heard two fitters at work say they voted Brexit around the night of the vote because the NHS was being overwhelmed by refugees. Both on Facebook and it wasn't just those two that voted for it, Facebook is fucking rife at my place. Now we know how people were targeted with shite like this it doesn't surprise me at all it was a narrow victory for leave. The NHS is being fucked over by the government, pure and simple.

Uefa might be out to get you but I still get the impression that boat has sailed now as far the premier league are concerned. Chelsea are in even clearer waters than your club. I've no doubt in my mind that Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal were the club's calling the shots with Tottenham coming back in from the cold, those clubs plus Everton were part of the self styled big five which agitated the most for the new premier league. It's naked greed at opportune moments for them to pull up the ladder, yourselves and Chelsea must've pissed them off, us getting in on the act had to be stopped or stymied. Football should be cyclical and three to five clubs are a disgrace for trying to end competitive football forever.

I loved that film.

Put maxi on for twenty minutes as one of the allowed over age players just for giggles.

Peterborough away in 92. For once it wasn't the Keegan chant but 'Sheedy' as it was he that scored the goal but easy mishear it as it sounds very similar!

United chant from the 90s, (I was in amongst them)...... I heard it on Saturday as well but nowhere near as loud and some of the young Tory dipshit elements in our fanbase add a 'toon' where the clapping would be..... Because they've shit for brains.