Howmanheyman

A couple of times it's went haywire since the rebirth, both the same issue, not loading pages properly or letting me comment. It happened last week last time. Rebooted the phone and it was ok.

Them being bezzies with Millwall and Feyenoord is like a wannabe hard lad but soft as shite kid knocking about with the bullies oblivious to the fact nobody takes any of them seriously.

If someone on here once praised Hartlepool United I could get on to a poolie I know and tell him to look toontastic up so he can have a look and get all warm and glowing inside. He could maybe mention it to his fellow monkey hangers? Nobody mentioned Darlo but I'll lie and I'll tell him we don't like them as they're not as classy as Hartlepool as that'll please him I'm sure? Ah the life of a mackem, they're fucking deranged, man. *I don't know any poolies.

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The absolute neediest fanbase in these isles bar none.

As if that isn't bad enough I think the second post in calls Millwall MLFs. I'd like to give them credit and say they're being ironic but, well, y'knaa. Bonus points for saying they weren't so complimentary about them lot 12 miles up the road. When did we last play Millwall? Who gives a fuck what they 'supposedly' think?

Pointless reading it as I wouldn't have a fucking clue who any of them are?

If you listen to him, he's the unlucky Alf of football managers.

Working alongside the Knight put him in his shell, it's hard to get out of it when your apprenticeship involved being sent for tartan paint or a Long Stand.

I heard about ten minutes on the way to work, (other ten minutes were daft jingles, ads and pointless clips) so I'll probably only listen to the rest if I'm massively bored in the twilight zone of the early hours.

Think it would've ran out anyway but I'm sure betting firms were being banned from next season iirc? (Think last year was a one year extension due to the 'big 6' holding up the takeover?)

#léBampe #PommeFritesFromage #Hawheehaw #F1 #Mbappe #hashtagmagnifique

If someone said that within a couple of months, Ashley, Penfold and Bruce would be gone then that's your season buzz right there and the goal we wanted to achieve at the beginning of the season.

Almiron has been a fucking great servant to be honest. Ashley had him serving in the canteen when he was injured to save on Sodexo agency fees.

What did he actually say? I saw the video last night but couldn't decipher his pissed, Brummie twang with the noise in the background.

First page there's various odds given but not one mentions the odds for relegation which let's be honest, given their squad limitations and financial difficulties* is far more likely to happen. *Read somewhere their current squad is on too much money as it is. I think staying up will be an actual achievement and that's genuinely taking off my 'Mag' glasses.

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"Mackems won the play offs, I see? Get onto Dawn 'Dawney' Thewlis at Look North and make sure any coverage is minimal. We'll have them calling it Look Newcastle before the programme has even finished. Any questions just tell them it's the Cabal and that will nip that in the bud."

Kevin Dillon.

Murphy needs to do some serious work on his one v one with keepers. Worst I've seen at it since Kevin Dillon ran from the halfway line totally unmarked towards the keeper, then let the keeper gather the ball before falling down. (You had to be there).

So he gets us 11th after boarding a sinking ship. Great job and finishing 11th rather than 10th maybe not the worst omen after SBR had two 11th finishes whilst he sorted the team out so that we then finished in the CL spots the following season and after the Hughton/Pardew 11th place finish we then finished fifth. Obviously if that happened again the trick is not just investing in a Lee Bowyer or a Vurnon Anita.