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I saw a bit of it and Neville saying he didn't know if we could spend anymore then going to a young lass who was the Newcastle fan and used to be on with Wraith who couldn't illuminate him any further. It was hosted by the arsenal TV bloke so all in all a waste of time.

We have a great opportunity to put nine points between us and Chelsea on Saturday, we're in 3rd spot ahead of where we want to be and one or two players need a break and others need some minutes. If Murphy can start our league games then Shelvey can come in for this. I'd rather this year grasp any opportunities to finish as high as possible with a unique WC situation and no Europe to bolster our turnaround times in between games and help our recruitment chances and enhance our imminent sponsor deals. Can you imagine anyone bemoaning a sponsorship deal if we finished in a CL spot or close to it? We'd just point to the clubs in a similar part of the league table as ourselves and say if it's good enough for them etc. The cups can roll in when we've a squad good enough to rotate in these early rounds and get through comfortably. If we were in 8th I'd be putting out a better team injuries permitting but this really is the time to look at the bigger picture.

Get it from DH gate for half that price, that's all they're doing and selling it for double.

Christmas club money gone circa 1987.

It's all about the honey, mummy.

I once found out, not too long ago, that the yanks nickname for a tache was 'Stache'. (And the glaikey cunts thought our version was weird!)

If I ever bumped into Bill Nighy I'd sing 'shit Leslie Phillips, you're just a shit Leslie Phillips, shit Leslie phillllliiiiips, you're just a shit Leslie Phillips."

Isn't that who the fish modelled himself on? RIP old boy.

'The Fall Guy' and the best thing about it.

Think I saw a financial review of Short having spunked a quarter of a billion on their club from taking over to selling them and paying off the external debts which started accruing again the next month as they had more going out than in.

Goodison in the 80s was my first away game. I was at this too, despite being third and in with a chance of winning it on the last day out away record was poor, the odd time we won I missed it and I missed the port vale away win just before this one so was convinced Steve Bull would pick up where he left off from NYD. This'll always be most remembered by me for the Dillon miss.

Ah, that Gareth. 👍

I'm laughing but I don't know who Gareth Keenan is?

Meanwhile in Pennywell, the locals discover the mags concede a late equaliser.....

"He hates the mags already, BHH."

He played a couple of really bad balls at least twice. Rest of his game was as good as always but passes like that lead to conceding so we got lucky.

The only problem selling them in benidorm is that you have to be in benidorm.

I did it at Goodison Park in the 90s, was sitting with scattered empty seats around me plus some Everton fans. Nobody said a dickie bird when I celebrated our two goals, there was 25,000 in that day including a sold out away end behind the goal. I once mentioned this to a couple of evertonians who were talking shite about us who insisted this absolutely never happened. (They were probably in nappies at the time.)

I'm not dyslexic but I just think 'Kool and the Gang' when I see his name.

Just was reminded, genuinely lolled last night when the sky presenter read the table after the Spurs v Liverpool game starting off I think with Liverpool in 8th and working up to the fourth side Tottenham, then going from first to second and stopping there. Even though I know he's a mackem I don't think he consciously omitted us or maybe HE DID AND HE'S PART OF THE MACKEMEDIA!?

Fuck sake, cancel the season now.

Has anyone checked up on them after yet another challenging weekend for the poor dears?

Liverpool to be winning and a shithouse var decision to give spurs a last minute draw with the camera panning to Klopp's dial where he either goes apeshit or does that big ironic fakey smile.

I want to watch the Rome derby but want to see if we stay in third place and want spurs to not win. Fucking hell, this is great.