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"So what order do we think the 'big eleven' will finish in this season?"

Aye, I just spotted it. Fucking shameless. (I'd been out all day, yesterday).

Was Isak injury prone before we got him or is this just a bit of bad luck? £60m's a lot of fucking money if he has a habit of picking up knocks. ASM seems likes he's always going to be likely to pick up injuries, especially hamstrings they way he plays.

Where's that from, Tom?

'sexual assault in a queue, did you say?'

Is that it? He got up dead early to write a script about me the other day. You obviously don't inspire him as much?

He was superb. Cracker, Blackadder and tutti frutti come to mind. RIP

The fireworks going off in Walker have lasted longer.

"Who lives in a back garden with a leather settee like thiiiis...."

I'll miss it and the Everton game through work. At least it'll save me a bit of cash for tickets, beer etc.

If there's a way around it then great. 👍 The fear is long term you'd have brainwashed kids knowing no better calling it 'the Aramco' or whatever it's named as they'd hear the official version all the time. Think Man U and 'United', all and sundry under 35 from all over the UK wouldn't think twice of calling them anything else, in fact you have the odd DLC from our own fan base who'll occasionally say it. I even recall the odd glory hunter around 93 having everyone confused by talking about the 'exhibition' stand or the 'Sir John Hall' stand. (Been a fan long, lads?)

I'm amazed they've kept it going for as long as they have to the standard they have. Mourinho has the same rep didn't he?

I missed the interview, I've downloaded it on BBC sounds and will give it a listen when I get the chance so having no knowledge of what he said I can only say that Gemmill is right, I wouldn't want to change it unless they've a way around it where it's basically SJP and the sponsor doesn't get mentioned. It's being penny wise, pound foolish in the long run, we'll get where we want to be sooner or later and SJP as a name will have far more attraction than the Aramco/whatever stadium. If we want to be a global giant we need to start acting like one and I can only imagine the howling and gnashing of teeth in the media, let alone the fans, if Anfield and Old Trafford changed to a sponsor. A new stadium is a get out of jail card and is probably fair game but you're damaging 'the brand' imo by doing it if we stay at SJP. We should be in a position with the money to come, the professionals being appointed to key positions, gradually improving the side and European football will get us there so doing this is an admission we're a bit two bob, we're not, we're Newcastle United and we play at St. James' Park. 👍

He's been told to write down his dreams by his therapist as soon as he wakes up while it's fresh in his mind.

Man United (a) - Fuck knaas Everton (h) - Fuck knaas Spurs (a) - Fuck knaas Villa (h) - W Southampton (a) - Fuck knaas Chelsea (h) - Fuck knaas

Welcome to Newcastle United, fam.

RIP Angela Lansbury. Seeing as I never actually met her and didn't know her personally plus the fact she passed away at the age of 96 years..... Any chance of a bank holiday?

Noted. I'll just grab them from you the next time I see you.....

I don't disagree with your general point but if she was born in November 1971 then she's nearly 51.

Came across 'The Monocled Mutineer' on the dodgy TV. Picture quality isn't great but it's good viewing, remember watching it when it was first aired but other than thinking it was good I couldn't remember too much about it other than Paul McCann being in it. It's only four episodes and I'm not too sure you'd see it getting done now as the WW1 fetish is strong these days and the idea of the common soldier not being too enamoured fighting for something they think is bollocks mightn't go down too well but everything's woke now isn't it? (Cherie Lunghi is in it and gets her tits out one point @Monkeys Fist) 👍

Villa and Everton fans are definitely related to the mackems and in villa's case they shouldn't be so touchy seeing they're the dominant club in their city.

RKYP

I didn't ask.