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'Hairy mot' being a particularly good one and of it's time.

Knights of football stepping into TT..... Knights of football ten minutes later..... "Ah, fuck."

'Eeee, ah saw it and I thought ya dad could do with a decent jockstrap and it was on offer.'

The Brazil battering was the standout, no doubt. It was ok but that's it, like Renton's Germany WC some of '14 seems to have passed me by. 2002 was horrendous purely for the time difference let alone the actual football on display. I watched a couple of games at around seven in the morning after finishing a night shift and didn't get to half time without falling asleep. No night games? In a World cup? Fuck right off. The fucking non stop horns in South Africa, everyone kinda politely smiled at first but if they had their way they'd have summoned up the ghosts of Pik W Botha's (however you spell it) riot police to tear gas the annoying cunts after a week of it.

I have to disagree with Renton's view of the Germany WC in 2006. It was a more than decent world cup sandwiched between two horror shows of Japan/South Korea and the South Africa tournament. España '82 was the first I remember but it's a bit vague now as I was only about 8 1/2! Mexico ''86 I loved, Italia '90 was great then it started to go downhill. USA '94 was compared to the previous ones and I didn't care for it that much but with hindsight it pisses all over 2002 and 2010. France '98 was ok. Brazil and Russia were nothing to write home about tbh. Expecting this to be a shit show as well.

Not coming to a world cup near you soon..... 'Damn you, FIFA! Damn you all to hell!'

Well advertise to the 'tons' who do care because those 'tons' who do care aren't on here, 'Albert'.

I got the retro version a few years ago, ironed on the umbro badge which I bought on eBay for about £4 and you couldn't tell the difference. I gave it to my mate as he'd helped me out a bit when I moved house a few years ago. (The medium size was a bit tight as well).

Give it a few years. #gettingup #night #piss #house

A ska band from Coventry.

Made with glewcewz.

PL and Gemmill to have a duel, the preferred weapon of choice of both to be a cloth handkerchief and a small bottle of chloroform. Both their lasses to stand on the sidelines tears streaming down their spiked faces singing, '3am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow.'.

William Storey right now....

Of course, of course he's been known to let them know how much disdain he holds them in, and, knock me down with a feather, when confronted they don't tell him to fuck off, blank him, mock him or heaven forbid, chin him. No, none of that shit, they meekly say fuck all, just look ashamed and shocked. Jackonory had fuck all on these lads.

It gets worse.....

6th to 8th was my expectation which I don't think was unjustified giving our form since January. You had to factor in potential injuries but also factor in potential signings so we're definitely ahead but not miles ahead. I think some pundits genuinely would've had us down for around 8th to 12th. Then again, a lot of pundits blowing smoke up Howe's arse now were adamant Steve Bruce deserved a crack at the job under the new ownership and it was disrespectful to not give him that chance.

He doesn't understand a word anyone is saying but he's fucking loving it and living his best life and accepting the smiles and the pats on the back.

First time I met up with @PaddockLadhe was wearing a pink carnation and I'd no idea back then what chloroform smelled like? These days whenever we meet up, (it's been a while), the chloroform isn't needed and I'm now used to the sore arse. You'll have a great time.

The greatest fans in the premier league, Everton fans, kicking off with their players after the game just like, let me think...... Ah yes, Sunderland fans. You absolutely fucking love to see it.

I fucking loathe Chelsea and that last ten minutes encapsulates them. Brilliant result, brilliant effort and what a strike by Willock. Big Dan Burn would've picked up Nosferatu Havertz with one arm and hair bear bunch Cucerella with the other and thrown them in the leazes had other players not got involved. Tight game but always thought we were on top and that's with Wood up top with Murphy coming on. The fella that got Bournemouth relegated has done a job that the pudding before him couldn't even dream about let alone emulate.

And having to wear a big coat as well.