Howmanheyman

It gets worse.....

6th to 8th was my expectation which I don't think was unjustified giving our form since January. You had to factor in potential injuries but also factor in potential signings so we're definitely ahead but not miles ahead. I think some pundits genuinely would've had us down for around 8th to 12th. Then again, a lot of pundits blowing smoke up Howe's arse now were adamant Steve Bruce deserved a crack at the job under the new ownership and it was disrespectful to not give him that chance.

He doesn't understand a word anyone is saying but he's fucking loving it and living his best life and accepting the smiles and the pats on the back.

First time I met up with @PaddockLadhe was wearing a pink carnation and I'd no idea back then what chloroform smelled like? These days whenever we meet up, (it's been a while), the chloroform isn't needed and I'm now used to the sore arse. You'll have a great time.

The greatest fans in the premier league, Everton fans, kicking off with their players after the game just like, let me think...... Ah yes, Sunderland fans. You absolutely fucking love to see it.

I fucking loathe Chelsea and that last ten minutes encapsulates them. Brilliant result, brilliant effort and what a strike by Willock. Big Dan Burn would've picked up Nosferatu Havertz with one arm and hair bear bunch Cucerella with the other and thrown them in the leazes had other players not got involved. Tight game but always thought we were on top and that's with Wood up top with Murphy coming on. The fella that got Bournemouth relegated has done a job that the pudding before him couldn't even dream about let alone emulate.

And having to wear a big coat as well.

Whatever he's actually worth, just like their last manager, it'll probably be a fellow championship club that he leaves for and there's fuck all they can do about it. (MYP btw).

A galaxy far, far away bikini.....

Not a massive IPA nut but tried this from Lidl and it's not bad at all. Steam brew session IPA. Think it was about £1.38 for 500ml, 4.9% abv.

Been reading your lass's chat magazine while she was in the shower, Rob?

I'll give it a look, westerns, for me, either tend to be very good or pretty shit with no middle ground.

Emily Blunt is amazing. Big fan of her, err, work.

We're just having a saysun like Sunderland did under Peytar Reyd, nothing to see here.

If I was in their shoes I'd be 100% ignoring everything to do with us. It would be a better for their mental health.

Southern patter is great isn't it?

BOYCOTT FLY SAUDIA! FTM!

I'm genuinely concerned how rtg are going to cope?

Beckham.

I thought he would've been long dead. I had this and 'Christmas in Smurfland'. Loved it. RIP Abe.

Only saw the nufc bit.

Mind blowing level of delusion if it's Kevin Ball they're referring to? It's like us saying Kevin Brock would've played for England if he was playing for a top side but with the difference being that at least Brock was a decent footballer, albeit lightweight. (That was why he was playing in the second division with us and not Liverpool alongside Barnes, Beardsley, Houghton and Rush etc).

6/1 on a club that hasn't won anything since 1969? Really generous odds that, mind.