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Daughter really wanted to see the Atalanta game and we'd have got a ticket as well I'm guessing. Ah well.

I won't be paying it, like. I'm on holiday.

£35 if you buy the two games as a package.

Alreet, Jim Diamond.

It's a joke article. In answer to your opening sentence it could be a great prop to keep lying on your desk when the Knight's due in to ask for a pay rise so he can see how the Tyneside mighty can fall.

FFS, that is definitely the last time I click on a Ronny Gill link, not only an abortion of a website to actually read but the absolute stretching going on about calling this lad a 'hollywood' actor is unreal. A Tragic newspaper, never mind tragic tale.

I remember DCI Bilborough dying in the alley after being stabbed by Albie in Cracker and THIS is how the fish honours his memory? Fucking foaming here, mind

Correct but the phone number or Oz bank details whatever might be a sticking point ultimately.

I tried Sydney then Brisbane. Yes, although the one I have, surfshark has been sussed on this so it can't be that good.

Just tried with my VPN set to Sydney but it sussed I wasn't in Oz. (Paid VPN as well!)

And the know how!

No decent videos on YouTube to do her justice? Here at the MF Wank Bank© we're always open, 24/7.

I got one and got the daughter one as she fancies going, (took her to a few games when she was younger). I'm hoping with her irregular hours at 6th form or with me doing shift work one of us might hit lucky and I've linked the accounts so if there's two seats together we hopefully get them plus it'll help keep a lid on me getting sozzled drinking with mates at the game! Not an ideal scenario but I'll give it a go. Also looking into Al Jazeera option so might be leaning on @Gemmill a bit and trying to familiarise with the firestck after a few years.

Well of course. Alan Parry can't be expected to commentate on fifty thousand screaming jawdees and do written journalism as well, can he? Hope obviously doing his bit in magedia world.

Not saying I definitely haven't had it, must be just made of sterner stuff if I have had it.

I haven't thought about it for about twenty years but can you imagine the reverse scenario? I mean, why would you?

That's the way.

Trying to keep a straight face and frantically trying to think of an exit strategy. (You can tell by his face).

Once met a lad in Spain in 92 on holiday with mates who joined us for a couple of pints on a night out, said he was from Durham and a Newcastle fan, being young lads and on the piss we started singing NUFC songs towards the end of the night and our new 'Durham mate' sang along to them all with us with equal gusto. He then said he had to get back to wherever the fuck he was staying and said it was great crack etc, wished us well and when he was at a safe distance he pulled his shirt up and pointed to something we couldn't see and started chanting 'sunalin, sunalin, sunalin' before legging it as we made as if to start chasing him and kicking his head in for being a bizarre person but I think this encounter does lift a veil into their true psyche. We seemed to get attention without courting it, unlike, I presume he did, everyone knew where Newcastle was, we had just stayed up so weren't exactly pulling up trees but still didn't have to explain that we were 'near Sunderland'. Geordie wannabes iyam.

Sven Adult Botman is worth the signing purely for the nickname.

I love how their tales abroad always involve either mocking, chinning or putting a Mag in his place or all three combined. It's quite a talent they have.

I've either never had it or I'm asymptomatic but as the first vaccine I had affected me for a day afterwards I'd go with the former.