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If also add that while I see the points about it being suicide to get into brexit pre-election I also would hope someone has the balls to go at at it in plain English, with easy to establish facts and points out how much damage it's doing and will do. We've all seen the polls on it's popularity so maybe the honest approach could be more beneficial than we imagine?

Great post but the red wall shit, nah, he doesn't want to piss the floating voters off who have 'our boys' and 'Britain Uber alles' tendencies. I'll tell you now there's more of them elsewhere than the mythical red wall which was so mighty it's basically had Tory govt after Tory govt thrust on it for decades against it's wishes. In short, it's propaganda and a release valve for those in the south to blame. I've even had encounters on twatter where remainders in the south have had a dig at us, even Newcastle specifically, and when you check out their location they live in Tory constituencies which voted leave. The hypocrisy is off the map with some. They've been fed shite for a reason. Sorry for veering off your post. (There's an apology to help you balance your 'sorrys' out).

Great ball by jonjo but Murphy's finishing is tragic.

The commentary team is Borat and punch from the original CHIPS.

Stadium of light should put a bid in.

The villa I'm in has a dodgy box with premier sports on and they're showing it so will watch it after our meal out. (We're two hours ahead).

Him to their lass on the point of ejaculation: "Eeets time.....pant.....time for zhee Vinagre stroke......nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

He's got a moothfull of marbles and a heed full of broken biscuits but like gemmill says, he's enjoying himself so good luck to him. (I won't be smashing the like and subscribe buttons, though).

What is he? It's like some weird hybrid very vague hint of Geordie and fuck knows what else? I barely understood a word of it?

My mates dad called him the giraffe.

Lad I know lived in bandit country and swears you could buy derby tickets for Roker park in Presto's or Spar and that's where he and mates got them. No check or fuck all. (And they wonder why so many Mags used to be in their ends).

I'm sure I read he's away to Sheffield Wednesday?

It was a handover of vans to the sunshine variety club with Gazza and Mirandinha doing the honours about 87-88. Remember seeing it at the time and it's on YouTube somewhere. It'll not be Douglas Hall.

You could argue Krafth deserves the extra year but I'm with Alex regarding Dummett, he's not the quickest and is very injury prone. When he plays he's a very steady full back, nothing fancy keeps his position but he's been out of the picture that long how will he respond if he gets back in? Obviously Howe will see him in training and gauge it but training and friendlies isn't the same as real PL games. If I was an ambitious championship club I'd be in for him in a shot. (If fit).

"Aye, play offs for us I think, a good pre-season will help too."

I'd take a wild guess at 'zip'?

"Aye that's a good one Luke! Now you knaa me, I'm a lyrical gangster as well, and aye, the pen is mightier than the sword but it isn't mightier than a left hook, wor kid. He'd be tasting a moothfull of Geordie knuckle if he'd set his cheek up like that to me, mind."

Needed this bloke standing in front of the sign telling CT to take no notice of it, just ignore it and just get in the water as it's beautiful out there......

He definitely wants to have a word with that Liew next time he's at an away game in London, mind. The knight would be testing his jaw for less.

Tomorrow; CT: "Anyone have any recommendations for a new mobile phone? Doesn't have to be absolutely top end but still something decent. Old one currently at the bottom of the river Wear."

Was ist das? Seems the FTM boys are STILL everyone's cup final, even in a bigger leyague! Wow. There must be puddles up and down the championship such is the pissing of the pants at the prospect of playing the stars of Netflix. (If someone could let the other championship clubs know that they're supposed to be excited that would be canny and save some embarrassment. Cheers).

I fucking hope all the people waiting are brexit voters but unfortunately everyone is stuck with it.

Saint Jude, don't take it bad Take a shit thread and make it shitter Remember to let NUFC into your head Then you can start to get more bitter Saint Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get the them The minute you let the mags under your skin Then you begin to make it bitter And anytime you feel the pain, Saint Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah Saint Jude, don't let me down You have found NUFC now go and get them Remember to let the mags into your head Then you can start to make it bitter So let it out and let it in, Saint Jude, begin You're waiting for RTG to perform with And don't you know that it's not just you, Saint Jude, you'll do The chip that you need is on your shoulder Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah yeah Saint Jude, don't take it bad Take a shit thread and make it bitter Remember to let the mags under your skin Then you'll begin to make it bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter... oh! Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude (Jude) (Apologies to Lennon and McCartney)

Mr Embarrassed of embarrassment avenue has now handed his notice in to Embarrassland theme park quoting that Man city video and telling his bosses he just can't compete with that.