Howmanheyman

Christmas club money gone circa 1987.

It's all about the honey, mummy.

I once found out, not too long ago, that the yanks nickname for a tache was 'Stache'. (And the glaikey cunts thought our version was weird!)

If I ever bumped into Bill Nighy I'd sing 'shit Leslie Phillips, you're just a shit Leslie Phillips, shit Leslie phillllliiiiips, you're just a shit Leslie Phillips."

Isn't that who the fish modelled himself on? RIP old boy.

'The Fall Guy' and the best thing about it.

Think I saw a financial review of Short having spunked a quarter of a billion on their club from taking over to selling them and paying off the external debts which started accruing again the next month as they had more going out than in.

Goodison in the 80s was my first away game. I was at this too, despite being third and in with a chance of winning it on the last day out away record was poor, the odd time we won I missed it and I missed the port vale away win just before this one so was convinced Steve Bull would pick up where he left off from NYD. This'll always be most remembered by me for the Dillon miss.

Ah, that Gareth. 👍

I'm laughing but I don't know who Gareth Keenan is?

Meanwhile in Pennywell, the locals discover the mags concede a late equaliser.....

"He hates the mags already, BHH."

He played a couple of really bad balls at least twice. Rest of his game was as good as always but passes like that lead to conceding so we got lucky.

The only problem selling them in benidorm is that you have to be in benidorm.

I did it at Goodison Park in the 90s, was sitting with scattered empty seats around me plus some Everton fans. Nobody said a dickie bird when I celebrated our two goals, there was 25,000 in that day including a sold out away end behind the goal. I once mentioned this to a couple of evertonians who were talking shite about us who insisted this absolutely never happened. (They were probably in nappies at the time.)

I'm not dyslexic but I just think 'Kool and the Gang' when I see his name.

Just was reminded, genuinely lolled last night when the sky presenter read the table after the Spurs v Liverpool game starting off I think with Liverpool in 8th and working up to the fourth side Tottenham, then going from first to second and stopping there. Even though I know he's a mackem I don't think he consciously omitted us or maybe HE DID AND HE'S PART OF THE MACKEMEDIA!?

Fuck sake, cancel the season now.

Has anyone checked up on them after yet another challenging weekend for the poor dears?

Liverpool to be winning and a shithouse var decision to give spurs a last minute draw with the camera panning to Klopp's dial where he either goes apeshit or does that big ironic fakey smile.

I want to watch the Rome derby but want to see if we stay in third place and want spurs to not win. Fucking hell, this is great.

A few weeks ago when one of the usual suspect clubs were playing at two they had in-depth coverage up until the kick off of the next one, this week it's two minutes of souness just saying Southampton were shit then it's on to Spurs and Liverpool. They're such wankers, like. Botman was a bit iffy with his distribution but other than that we looked pretty comfortable, Southampton got behind arsenal similar as they did to us but it was twice in 90 mins when it counted. We worked out socks off, Willock and Ciggy especially. Pleased for Wood, it's great for team morale he scored iyam.

Fuck'em all! Fuck'em all! From Philly and Barca to Seoul We'll never be mastered By global mackem bastards Gipetto's the best of 'em all!