Howmanheyman

"He hates the mags already, BHH."

He played a couple of really bad balls at least twice. Rest of his game was as good as always but passes like that lead to conceding so we got lucky.

The only problem selling them in benidorm is that you have to be in benidorm.

I did it at Goodison Park in the 90s, was sitting with scattered empty seats around me plus some Everton fans. Nobody said a dickie bird when I celebrated our two goals, there was 25,000 in that day including a sold out away end behind the goal. I once mentioned this to a couple of evertonians who were talking shite about us who insisted this absolutely never happened. (They were probably in nappies at the time.)

I'm not dyslexic but I just think 'Kool and the Gang' when I see his name.

Just was reminded, genuinely lolled last night when the sky presenter read the table after the Spurs v Liverpool game starting off I think with Liverpool in 8th and working up to the fourth side Tottenham, then going from first to second and stopping there. Even though I know he's a mackem I don't think he consciously omitted us or maybe HE DID AND HE'S PART OF THE MACKEMEDIA!?

Fuck sake, cancel the season now.

Has anyone checked up on them after yet another challenging weekend for the poor dears?

Liverpool to be winning and a shithouse var decision to give spurs a last minute draw with the camera panning to Klopp's dial where he either goes apeshit or does that big ironic fakey smile.

I want to watch the Rome derby but want to see if we stay in third place and want spurs to not win. Fucking hell, this is great.

A few weeks ago when one of the usual suspect clubs were playing at two they had in-depth coverage up until the kick off of the next one, this week it's two minutes of souness just saying Southampton were shit then it's on to Spurs and Liverpool. They're such wankers, like. Botman was a bit iffy with his distribution but other than that we looked pretty comfortable, Southampton got behind arsenal similar as they did to us but it was twice in 90 mins when it counted. We worked out socks off, Willock and Ciggy especially. Pleased for Wood, it's great for team morale he scored iyam.

Fuck'em all! Fuck'em all! From Philly and Barca to Seoul We'll never be mastered By global mackem bastards Gipetto's the best of 'em all!

Don't ever, EVER, let me hear them come out with calling us delewded Jordees again. From Philadelphia to Barcelona, millions and millions follow their progress and it's all down to Sunderland till I die. Gerrin!!! (FTM).

'family day out at Softlands'

Was going to congratulate them on not having a mag thread but then saw what replaced it. You could be right, they're making it up or it could be they're just 30 years behind everyone else? (Probably a bit of both. I felt a lot more safe at Roker park than I did at Ayresome park).

Was only half looking up as the missus was talking to me and I can't be arsed to get divorced.

Solanke scored two good goals today, have to say, he's impressed me from what I've seen of him this season.

YDYP

Nee point licking United's arse now, suckers. That ship sailed with the deluded fans/eeze a great businessman crack.

"For you ze jokes are over."

He'd be 'Second Prize'.

Most of the way through Howes press conference, the Knight's way down the pecking order of getting a question, everyone else has asked about Almiron, Bruno, Burn etc so have probably stole the Knight's thunder, he finally gets a turn.... KR: "What about Martin Dubravka? He's hardly played at Man U, do you think it's strange?" Howe gives his tactful and measured response KR: "So is the door open for him here then?" Howe preserves with another polite answer. KR: "Err, and what about Paul Dummett?" So that then tells us which of the current squad are Lee's narks. Later on, on the blower to Penfold: KR: "I'm not being ignored as such but it's like me status is under threat now we're, whey, Newcastle, you're not there anymore, now box office. Ah definitely think some people at the cathedral on the hill are forgetting where they shit in the bed, like. It's EXACTLY what happened to you, Charnaz."