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Needed this bloke standing in front of the sign telling CT to take no notice of it, just ignore it and just get in the water as it's beautiful out there......

He definitely wants to have a word with that Liew next time he's at an away game in London, mind. The knight would be testing his jaw for less.

Tomorrow; CT: "Anyone have any recommendations for a new mobile phone? Doesn't have to be absolutely top end but still something decent. Old one currently at the bottom of the river Wear."

Was ist das? Seems the FTM boys are STILL everyone's cup final, even in a bigger leyague! Wow. There must be puddles up and down the championship such is the pissing of the pants at the prospect of playing the stars of Netflix. (If someone could let the other championship clubs know that they're supposed to be excited that would be canny and save some embarrassment. Cheers).

I fucking hope all the people waiting are brexit voters but unfortunately everyone is stuck with it.

Saint Jude, don't take it bad Take a shit thread and make it shitter Remember to let NUFC into your head Then you can start to get more bitter Saint Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get the them The minute you let the mags under your skin Then you begin to make it bitter And anytime you feel the pain, Saint Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah Saint Jude, don't let me down You have found NUFC now go and get them Remember to let the mags into your head Then you can start to make it bitter So let it out and let it in, Saint Jude, begin You're waiting for RTG to perform with And don't you know that it's not just you, Saint Jude, you'll do The chip that you need is on your shoulder Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah yeah Saint Jude, don't take it bad Take a shit thread and make it bitter Remember to let the mags under your skin Then you'll begin to make it bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter... oh! Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude (Jude) (Apologies to Lennon and McCartney)

Mr Embarrassed of embarrassment avenue has now handed his notice in to Embarrassland theme park quoting that Man city video and telling his bosses he just can't compete with that.

Ayatollah right now.....

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OFAHYP

This is the gif you need.....

'Same old Tories, picking up the pieces of labour's mess.'

The straw clutching is off the map.

I think I'll be alright tbh.

Mind, it's in the family enclosure so I've just realised I could be surrounded by young bairns constantly twisting on to their dads about getting crisps and stuff?

Totally forgot, 1st full day in Cyprus, see this post and take a chance anyway and got two tickets together for £16 cheaper than the forest game! No queue either!

"Get on to the Trinity Daily Mirror group, we need another favour called in." "Now come on here, we can't get Ryder another award, nobody will fall for that again!" "No, no. Our contact there tells me they have a super computer, or should I say 'Sewpa dewpa compewta'? Anyway, I've got him to rig it so it says Sunderland will finish bottom next year. Make sure it gets published." "Very well..... Where did it actually have them finishing?" "Second bottom." (Both) "Ha ha. Hahaha. Ahahahaha."

"Strewth!!! It'd be like a painter's radio, Bruce!"

I wouldn't have thought so tbh....

Yep, look it as well.

(Better than your Yoda joke, tbh, RR).

To be fair, it would've been boomers making it for whatever most of us on here are called? (Gen X is it?)

About to go to work and it's always hot anyway, we wear stuff that's unsuitable for the heat at the best of times, only consolation is it's nightshift which will slightly help but the duty of care regarding this will be actioned but not dealt with in reality. Shit hot on safety but blinkers on when it suits.

Rangers fans were singing this last year, the young'uns just copy others now. No gumption as Joe Harvey once said to Bobby Moncur one balmy night in Budapest, once. /HMHM/Ryder.