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As pissed off as the Chelsea cheating makes me I just hope they've fucked themselves in the long run as they've closed all avenues of get out of jail free cards going forward.

I was born a few months after Sunderland last won the cup so they've never won a trophy while I've been alive.

It was no patch on the Tommy Robinson Sunderland numbers TBF. I counted 750,000 at that one, twenty thousand Celtic fans looking down at the pavement in fear while 730,000 MLFs were telling them how it is.

No,

I sung* by there last year funnily enough, was lush tbh. *Swung even

The best Photoshop is the most unrealistic, it's an art.

Good first post, Ian, take note toonAI.

The ballad of @ToonfulAl 🎶 Woooaah, I just died on this site tonight It must've been something I wrote I just died on your site tonight I keep looking for something I can't get I hear laughing all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this My post it sits in a shit all time table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this? Woooaah, I just died on this site tonight It must've been something I wrote I just died on your site tonight Oh I, I just died on your site tonight It must have been something you said I just died on your site tonight... 🎵 There you go, mate. That song has been gaining momentum in my mind for a good 120 seconds, based on cutting crew's 80s hit which I'm going to guess was a bit before your time? I'm going to be singing it in my head at 13.30 today then forgetting all about it. You can join in if you want?

Joking aside would we want anyone involved with the running of that club lately?

Forgot to add his response..... "It's fucking Mags again!"

Nust can fuck off as well tbh. There's been a few occasions where the whiff of 'I'm alright jack' has appeared even in the carefully selected questions they ask for polls. RIP English football.

I was round a mates for the last ever derby at roker, (first of many I'd miss due to no away fans and no ST), we had a few cans, celebrated the win and phoned a few Sunderland numbers including the windmill, asked to speak to Leslie, the voice asked 'Leslie who?' we started singing 'leslie! Leslie Ferdinand!' That's the the first time I've ever mentioned that anecdote which shows how mind blowingly bang average it was. GERRIN!!!

The way they're going they may might as well stretch the rules and.... "Give it to Arnie."

Are these yours, mate?

Ah, yet another special friendship, err, sorry, famship.

Sho-gone RIP

No lack of faith here, I hope Eddie drills the fuck out of them and they understand we're not at home to Mr Lord Mayors-Party on Wednesday. Hopefully the players are ultra pros and get the job done. If two years ago was great, this season can and should be so much better.

Well if there ever an 'after the lord mayor's show' occasion this should be it. If we win Eddie is a genius.

You know when they say you don't get funny right wing comedians? Keith overlaps with that sentiment regarding us.

Missed it as I was at my dad's 80th this afternoon but got back just before the bus left SJP, amazing watching it and that left the town moor bollocks in the shade. Quelle surprise! The players must be thinking wtf seeing those scenes, gutted I missed it but pleased I got to see it on the YouTube channels. Can't help but think what fan decided to give the parade a miss once they knew it was happening to stand on the moor listening to the 'entertainment', seriously, what the actual fuck?

Apparently bananarama sang 'guilty as a girl can be' but to paraphrase catchphrase I said what I heard and sang 'guilty as a drunken bee' because that's what the bitches were actually saying as far as my ears could tell?

I did 'You can lick my hole again.'

I'd have thought you'd have done something with the Police, tbh?

The missus just playing 'how deep is your love?' by the bee gees on her phone. I always swap 'love' for 'throat'. Whenever I hear 'song for whoever' by the beautiful south we'd always swap 'pencil case' with 'can of ace' and surely everyone swapped Desmond Dekkers 'woooaaah, the Israelites' with 'woooaaahh, the mackems are shite'? We did on the juke box at my local. We also did the same to Otis Redding's 'Dock of the bay' by changing '... I left my home in Georgia, headed for the 'Frisco bay' to the more acceptable '.... I left my home in Walker, headed for the Whitley Bay' on the same juke box when we were pissed. Anyone else have a few examples?