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McCoist waxing lyrical about how Gordon must feel about something the crowd have done but TNT not showing what he's talking about because we're not the kop.

Why are they talking about Arsenal?

Wouldn't want one now. (Sniff).

USA! USA! Just getting ready to clock in to my 12 hour blob shift half an hour before my regular shift has finished. Vacation? Lol. As long as I get the fourth of July and Thanksgiving off that's more than enough for me. Hey, what y'all doing up there?

Hope your dad recovers, mate. Give ower the pair of you, man!

I give him stick for his patter but that's just carrying on really. Hope he recovers.

No they can't whinge about shithousing, not after praising arsenal last week for doing it.

It's local media, they do it or used to. (Unlike the MLFs I don't watch it these decades).

In the style of Rooney's missus.......it's.......

"Go directly to jail, do not piss go."

We have a bowl that luckily just about fits on a toilet, I covered it with toilet roll put the seat down which helped keep it in place and did the business. The hardest part is the smell when trying to get your samples in the tube which is surprisingly awkward especially when you're obviously in a hurry. Shit smells so much worse when it isn't half submerged in water.

That was hopefully a one off with a really nasty food poisoning bug.

It's nearly over, don't know if they replays, straight to pens etc?

Serie B Sampdoria just equalised in front of their fans and I didn't realise at first it was the ex-mackem Borini. RTG: "Gerrin!! Tak that Mags!"

There's no number, there's a section with different countries, go on the Italian one and look for Italia 1. Could also be mediaset?

Watching the Genoa v Sampdoria match, the Derby della Lanterna on channel Italia 1 if @PaddockLadis interested? (Like Robert de Nro it's talking Italian).

Worst Annie Lennox tribute act I've ever seen.

Hey man, Eales, I'm a long time US magpies fan from 2012 and I'm super excited to watch my heroes, my first hero was Steven Taylor because his smile and teeth were like the American dream, can I have a ticket, please? I've joined the magpie members + group and I have a supercharged income, Do you take American express?

Nothing wrong with my interview techniques, and there's a lot to be said for Spud's candour.

I've no idea what she looks like?

If you weren't feeling well and she could be arsed to look after you then her voice sounds lovely and sympathetic..... Mary Anne: 'Can I get you anything, HMHM? A cup of tea? A glass of water? You've still got a fever, can I rub anything for you?'' Me: 'Yes you can rub something if you don't mind, Mary Anne?' Mary Anne: 'Shall I put some music on while I do it?' Me: 'Errrr.....nah, you're alright, honestly, I was only just listening to some music the other day, I'm fine thanks.'

A couple of lacklustre performances and the demand goes down? Better call the old time fans, eh?

That job I was offered, I just don't think I can take it, 25 hours but somehow spread over four or five days, earliest start 06.45, latest finish 20.00 and the clincher..... Must do one day every weekend and for minimum wage. I just can't do it even if it is handy. There's been a few back and forth calls where I wanted clarification on a few details and this is basically it. I wish I could just retire or get FT hours minimum wage for being my wife's carer, (which I am). If the missus doesn't get a limited capability benefit we've only just found out about I couldn't take it anyway and I trust the DWP as much as I can spit after six months of extreme worry when they tried it on by removing some of her PIP a few years ago, (which she ended up getting more of at an independent tribunal such was the DWP pisstake). No replies necessary btw, you must all be sick of hearing about it, (I'm sick of writing it), and no CT, I'm not going to drive a taxi.

I think her voice sounds lovely, she seems dead canny but whenever I've put her show on her taste in music is rotten.

Bruno and Joelinton have been going two's up on Gordon's lass, the rest of the team have found out and are now in two different camps about it. Miggy is the odd one out as he just looks blankly and repeatedly says 'Que?' when someone tries to explain the situation to him.