Howmanheyman

That's half more than me, tbh. Good luck to them.

Someone's not taking it very well.

Didn't get to any European away games back then due to wrong time/circumstances but if I could pick one it would've been Bilbao.

Thousands of NUFC fans and Bilbao fans getting on famously in the 90s at both games and THEIR fans bringing a flag with both clubs crests on = fake bond Some mackem and his mate living in Bilbao set up a Bilbao black cats club, (current membership 2) who knows someone who knows the Bilbao club president = the biggest connection since elastica and more connected than the stereo MCs.

You'd think they wouldn't be wide of the mark sussing a fake bond what with them being the absolute fucking masters at it.

Ah, didn't see you post this! Just put it in the mackem thread.

'Fucking we do the friendship and links! Us!!! Sunderland AFC!!!!! Fuuuuuck off. FTM! Efffffff teeeeeeee fuckin Emmmmmmm!!!!!'

Cancelled, marra. FTM and FAB.

Hughton/Houghton?

It's hilarious you've called him Morrison twice.

Trinity mirror group regional sports writer of the year >> FA level 2 coaching badge. "And don't forget it, mush."

FYP

I'd give it a go but it would be the equivalent of driving through the iron curtain of East Germany to spend a bit of time in the British sector of Berlin for an hour or so before heading back so it's a no from me.

Woke, Rwanda, sending back 'criminals'? Trans gender bollocks, generic 'british' phrases. They have absolutely nothing to offer nor any semblance of a plan to sort this country out of the shitshow they've largely contributed to. The fact they don't even talk about the real problems going on is beyond a joke even for them and I wish the media would shut any woke etc distraction rhubarb down as soon as they start and change the subject to more pressing matters.

Probably mentioned it before but I was at Hartlepool pre-season and when he got the ball a rather pissed supporter shouted out some encouragement to the Cypriot but stalled a bit halfway through his shout. It went something along the lines of 'Howay Nicos Papavapalappawappa-woooahhhya fucka!'

No, ocean drive by the lighthouse family.

You know it all, you tell me. /PaddockLad

Times have indeed moved on in the takeaway game. Can't remember the last 'anecdote' about spunk being found in an Indian curry from a definitely not racist.

Bless him, it must've been a twat getting criticised from the fans instead of getting a pat on the head by opposition managers after NUFC had been comfortably beaten or by neutral pundits who think you're a great lad. Great scoop by Luke Ryder, sorry, Edwards and JUST what the punters wanted to read about.

Needed to start off with a spotlight zoomed in on Nigel Kennedy playing the violin before lighting the whole stage with Robert Powell and Jasper Carrot scenes being projected on to screen behind Nige, (Nigel wearing his villa shirt, naturally), dancers running and leaping around Nige dressed up as peaky blinders before a giant Benny from crossroads head is lowered to the stage, its mouth opens and children dressed up in the football kits of the West Midlands football clubs run out kicking balloons made to look like footballs. Slade eventually show up and jam with Nige towards the end.

Yes, never been in it but it's still there.

I'll be wearing a pink carnation. No pressure. No pegging on the first date.

honestly, if it was a choice between Miami pizza and nowt, nowt wins every time. Last time we got something for handiness it was something like £3 for any pizza any size. I once made the mistake of getting a kebab from there against my better judgement, the bloke might as well have took my money showed me the kebab before slinging it in the bin which would've saved me the trouble.

Looks good, I'll give it a go. Still there, KCG.