Howmanheyman

"Get on to our man at Stoke. Tell him we've massive influence with their council and not a bus, a train, a bin collection moves unless they poach Sunderland's manager who's doing a bit better than expected." "Will he want to go?" (Slight pause) (Both) "Ahahahaha hahahaha......eeeeeeee, man!"

Wheyze Stowak, like? Give it to Giggseh!

Spotted in the bushes at Benton.....

(And before anyone starts, their man in Havana is their regional Americas agent).

"How did things go with the Costa Rican?" "Excellent, he's been in a few local amateur dramatic shows back home and he's raring to be the new star of the Netflix show, 'Sunderland till I die' after we got our man in Havana to convince his agent it was the number one sit-com show in the UK in 2018 and not an actual football club." "Will they suspect he's just an actor and not an actual footballer?" "I wouldn't have thought so, he'll just blend in with the rest of them." (Both) "Hahahaha ahahahaha!"

So this Jordan kid reckons a Costa Rican kid I've never heard of was wowed by a team he'd never heard of purely by the amazing power of Netflix? (I'm assuming they had subtitles?) Wonders, wonders I tell you.

It's his lifelong friend Samwise Gamgee taking it before he and Frodo Pearson head off to Rivendell.

70s and 80s flange.

I'm not from Wallsend.

Updated.

Unfortunately Longstaff, Murphy, Ritchie and Dummett aren't really good enough now to even be in our squad.

Who knew?

I did mention 3retro on the last page, like.

Me too. Private Walker. 👍

Agbonlahor with your pencil tache At this football lark You were fucking gash With your spiv like looks And your silly name With your useless crack And your limited brain When your name comes up You can hear me sigh It's true you could make an onion cry I've even lost the will to complete this poem So I'll leave you to talksport, Your natural home. The end.

Goodies! Goodie, goodie yum, yum.

It's all about getting the right type of player for positions we need with the right trajectory in their career and the right attitude. I'd love it if we get them in the time left but after the shit of Ashley's long era I'm happy to miss out rather than getting lumbered with some knacker on a long term contract who you're ultimately stuck with taking up a space in the squad, contributing fuck all and swallowing a wage up. I'm hoping, confidently, that the people driving the transfer targets are no mugs to put it mildly. Softly softly catchy monkey, lads.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, LIKE?!?!

Bit late to the party with this video of the Finnish PM dancing then having to take a drugs test but on actually seeing the video tonight my verdict is......

"Number two....." "That's Miguel Almiron......." "Will be followed by a bid between......" "Number twenty three....." "Conor Gallagher or Armando Broja! Bids to made weekend commencing Gordon being sold to Chelsea and some money coming into the club......." "Well that's certainly went down well at Goodison Park where we have our cameras tonight from the player's canteen fresh from an Everton bid for N E Fuka from FC N E Where. I can hear the cheers from here in London!"

I agree although I did get the current one minus the fun88.

I did say a while back that score draw had stopped putting us on their website, 3retro still sell the NUFC score draw shirts but I don't think they have much stock. Toffs have obviously lost the license too. I was hoping to add to my collection as well and only just got a couple from toffs before they finished. I honestly think the club are missing a trick as there's a few shirts that haven't been done or could do with being released again that would go down well in my opinion, especially with the current feel good factor, you only have to look around you at the game or search on eBay to see our retro stuff seems to be in demand.