Howmanheyman

It's Sunderland. 👍

Him and Hamann really piss me off for some reason when they blow smoke up Liverpool's arse. You can feel the need in them to be relevant to the red fan base when I'm guessing most Liverpool fans would shrug their shoulders about them?

Is that the same Lynsey Hipgrave who managed to do that whole match last night not mentioning the dreaded word 'United' after the word 'Newcastle'? (It's a fucking instruction, man. The sky cunt doesn't say it either nor did his predecessor).

FYP

Not just lucky, bloody lucky.

Bring him home! Hendo, MLF. Player manager when Mogga fucks up and is sacked. Haaaaaaaawaaaaaayy the hend........... ...... Fucking jewdas cunt. FTM!!! Howap he rots in the reserves at Liverpool! Finished player now. Klopp knows he's on his way down.

Had to be a safety first approach if he's picked up a niggle as Billy Whitehurst throwback Wood was never going to be able to stretch them and give some relief, Murphy who has got the legs was even worse in my view as he has two options when getting the ball, keep possession then find a shirt that isn't red or carry it but he does neither. We were magnificent first half at keeping possession with not a trace of panic and it's so refreshing to see when playing the likes of these or Man City. Time took it's toll and the fresh legs required just didn't have the guile to go with it. As has been said, the scorn, relief and celebration at the end is a sign that the days of handing out toffee to us before patting us on the head after a comfortable 3-0 win are in the past now.

That ball in the middle by Isak when he was out wide in the second half was pure sex and Wilson should be busting a gut to get on the end of it if they play together. It could well be a horses for courses job when they're both fit. Both can be lone strikers and Isak looks like he could be Wilson's wet dream if they both start.

The lads just ran out of steam and the less said about Murphy the better, he and wood should've at least been an outlet with fresh legs. The ref doing what refs do at anfield and it's just very hard to take, even then, it always just bounces their way. What an absolute cunt klopp is, canny bloke when it's going their way, tantrum spoilt, dummy spitting wanker when it's not. The lads that played the first half were immense but they tired, would be nice to have some decent back up to help them get at least a point but loads to be positive about despite the massive disappointment. Murphy etc need fazed out asap.

You love to see it.

Liverpool FC TV.

No cameras, just enjoying the moment.

Aye, he's no Richy, just call him by his proper name, FFS, 'Birdface'.

Thanks Keith!

I don't think it will. Even these cunts know it's not happening. I expect a fudge, a back track then paying these pirates government money to subsidise the payments before a labour govt realises it has to go back into nationalised ownership and the electorate will largely endorse it now they're* seeing the exposed fangs of privatisation. *Even floating Tories.

"We've gotten on to Marriner, you're getting fuck all tonight and don't be expecting that work permit being done in time for a game v one of our six clubs. You can have autonomy over Wearside, that'll have to do you for now plus being the best of the rest." "Just agree to what they say for now. Get on to Saudi and tell them to ramp the money and sponsorship up for the next couple of windows, the gazumping is going to go through the fucking roof with these cunts. I want our top men to get all the top UEFA, PL and Mike Riley found in compromising positions with the negatives to prove it."

"Offer £19m for Tielemens but don't say who we are. If NUFC want him it'll concentrate a few minds at SJP and it'll keep the inhabitants of Wearside agitated."

Maradona's ghost spotted.

Seeing the way the thread is going..... A great Dane, a terrier and a Jack Russell are sitting in a vet's waiting room , the great Dane bored of pretending to read the reader's digest decides to strike up a conversation with the other two depressed looking dogs; Great Dane: "Alright, mate? You look miserable as sin, what you in for, if you don't mind me asking?" The terrier looks up at him almost in tears; Terrier: "Castration." Great Dane: "Fucking hell, you poor bastard! How'd that come about?" Terrier: "Well, my owner was sitting on the settee watching coronation street and I saw her dangling her leg and before you know it I was full of the Frankie Vaughan so I started humping her leg! She went off it, hit me on the head and said she'd had enough and I was getting it chopped off the next day!" Great Dane: "Fuck's sake mate, that's bad crack." He looks at the other forlorn dog and asks him his worries. Jack Russell: " Wey, same as him really, my owner was watching EastEnders and I was feeling a bit rampant, so started to dry hump her leg. She shouted out that enough was enough and I was in for the cruelest cut of all." Great Dane: "Lads, I don't know what to say? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." Terrier: "What about you? Why are you here?" Great Dane: "Well it's a bit similar to you lads tbh, I was looking for my rubber bone and I'd looked everywhere, garden, behind the settee so I thought I'd check upstairs. I got past the bathroom and there was my owner just out of the shower and her bathrobe fell off her. I was like a baby's arm holding an apple! I ran up behind her, pinned her down with me big paws on her shoulders and bucked the arse off her for about an hour." Jack Russell: "Fucking hell! Are you in for castration as well?" The great Dane turned his paws over looking down at them, "Err, no, no, nowt like that, she wants iz to get me nails cut."

Ah, this reminds me of an old joke. If only I could be arsed to type it all out..... (Robin Robin, stand down from the GIFs, repeat, stand down from the GIFs).

God loves a trier.

No.

* This post was brought to you in the style of Cilla Black.

That'll show him.