Howmanheyman

I'm certainly not an expert on excel but aren't those little boxes called cells? Should've made another one for 'FiL Keeling Over' or called it xKO or something?

Shite. I'm away to bed.

£150 spend on a mate? That's about 150 times what I spend on my mates and them on me but if you're looking for any more mates let me know.

Anybody else not had a drink yet or is this just me every fucking year around this time? Kids need to get a move on with the driving lessons.

'Well last night my spot was barried off so I had to kip down on me cardboard in a strange place which was a bit worrying as well as not being under cover.....' Wykiki: "You were lucky....

And a lieu day. 👌

A big thing was made locally of the fact we hadn't beaten them down there for something like thirty years prior to 92, (despite not playing them much, however, before 2008 absolutely nothing was said at all that they hadn't beaten us down there for almost thirty years, it's almost, just like their heralded six in a row and our silent five in a row, that all this bollocks emanates from their end?

I've had enough the last few days already, not loads just a constant drip feed. I'm out on a Leo Sayer tomorrow as well.......

Merry Christmas to all, well almost all, I'm obviously not including the odd wandering lunatic that pops on plus KCGs saying guys......

A Tory.

He once asked a lass for a kiss under the mistletoe, when she replied she wouldn't kiss him under the anaesthetic he's avoided mistletoe like the plague.* This Christmas tragedy was brought to you by RTG and the Mag at work productions. (Although this is a made up up story, it's still far more plausible than any of theirs on RTG).

A tragedy in two pictures..... I thought my Christmas was a bit underwhelming, at least I didn't go to 'Ponteyaland airport' putting stickers on football shirts in a bid to impress any wandering football fans from other parts of the country or to get one over on their 3rd in the PL placed neighbours. He should've just indulged in some Mag behaviour and not been a silly sausage, the dopey looking, mistletoe avoiding, freak of nature.

RTG'dTP

Cleaning/tidying up for me, doing the turkey early as I fucked up taking it out last night, the fun literally never starts. Still, it's a better Christmas then some are going to have so insert shrug shoulder emoji here.

They're fucking robots aren't they? Why do they even pretend? They end up looking even more cuntish. 'what's your plans?' 'Well tonight, Rishi, I'm hoping to get enough to get bladdered so if some cockney wanker bankers out on the sauce and gak happen to spot me I won't feel the pain as much when they're kicking me half to death calling me a lefty tramp.' 'Fantastic, I worked with banks as well. Christmas parties are the best!'

One of my mates has recommended it so it's a no from me.

Probably!

Not something I've ever had to worry about but if I end up somewhere with it as a culture I'd have no trouble saying thanks but no thanks with added laughs if they seemed put out by it? Proper Attenborough stuff. 👌

Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage.

He was never fleet of foot.

Tbh a bit of gaviscon does for the heartburn, very rarely have nausea the day after a good drink just maybe a bit of a headache and feel fucked, possibly heartburn.

£11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that!

I've had a couple of mouthfuls of gaviscon today as well. Rest of the year I barely need it.

I think both were fairly easy especially 98?

I've had it the last couple of days through eating shite I normally wouldn't, had a lush chicken fajita meal last night but three cans and a bottle of wine had it flaring up again today.