Howmanheyman

Four.

Watched all of this, very satisfying and how devastated did 'Fletch' on the mic sound? (should be five, really should be at least five).

'I want to break free' and the video too close to home, BD?

Napoli v Liverpool.....

Gemmill thought he was one of the last toontastic Spartans, standing before the covid Persian horde but he was just one of the Greek allies sent home when the real Spartans knew they were going to be surrounded.

I've never had it either, (to my knowledge), so it's last men standing.

Caught the last twenty minutes. Fucking bleak stuff.

He was fucking woeful when reffing us.

Meanwhile on RTG...... Wortsnaga: "Greetings mackems, I am Wortsnaga from Mordor, our lands are twinned. Do your fan groups have any interest in Mordor? Who are your rivals?" FTMJordan: "alright marra? I've only just found out about this now reading your post but av alwas thought you were the goodies on lord of the rings like. Them hobbits were proper thieving cunts if yas ask me? Very much Mag beyhaviour." 1973safc: "Always great to see how much places like Mordor respect our club for being a real club and a classy club. Your welcome any time. FTM." Dangermows: "Our rivals are the Saudi loving mags at Sid James park, ah bet you hate them anarrl?' SonofRowell: "ah dinna knar if yas like music in Mordor but if yas dee then there's loads of concerts at the SoL from Elton John to take that. Yall not be seeing Sam Fender as he's shite and won't be allowed as he's not famous enough and he's not even a real mag, ah heard him and his sexy phone player are from South Shields and got took to Sunderland games when they were little but deny it these days. He doesn't even know who Joe Linton is." MarcoGoalo: "How many punches do ya reckon it would tak ya to knock out a skunk? Yas seem big lads so I'd say a one-a so just like us. FTM."

This was my thought on it, we did better than I thought initially, Isak has to score that and it's a different game but lethargy crept in, big Joe was sloppy with distribution and when Murphy is the answer off the bench you're screwed. Again, Anderson showed potential which is good to see I just hope he's used correctly as there's something there, the var decision I've only seen the replay once at the stadium and it looked a joke then, seriously something not right with this fucking var shit, I can almost excuse incompetence if it's a toss up who gets the breaks but it seems more often than not it's unlucky old Newcastle United on the recieving end. The bloke sees that on var and just goes with the original decision surely? Then the ref compounds the var dickhead by overruling the correct original decision, scandalous. With more quality these things shouldn't hurt us as much, unless we get really good and it's a tight six pointer against Liverpool football club, (never just Liverpool) when the clowns will once again use whatever logic is necessary to make the call go a certain way. It fucking stinks.

I bet you are!

Tremendous tbh. (And I'm not talking about the pretendy card joke).

Getting back to Pearson, I'm sure he's harmless enough but wanting to watch him talk about NUFC would be like Einstein putting YouTube on to watch me talk about quantum physics.

Gemmill's right, son. Fetch me slippers, man and get a bottle from the fridge for your old Da.

Burnsie? Burnsie? Who the fuck is Burnsie?

I follow Tom and I've just looked but I'm not blocked. Never had anything to do with him but I noticed he's muted so he must've appeared on my feed at some point and I've thought whatever he's put was fucking rhubarb so just muted him. The bitching and moaning about non entities on twitter baffles me I'll be honest. Block/mute and you never see them again and you also help stop their spread. I include the Pearson kid who Gemmill has an unnatural fascination with. Doesn't bother me tbh but I'm just not interested even if it's to laugh at him.

"imagine being a journalist at one of eddie howe’s press conferences. trembling and covered in sweat as you enquire how training has gone this week while staveley’s sat right behind you, casually whirring a bone saw."

Which one of these watches sky sports news judging by the two tweets? (Unless the Knight has turned into Yoda?) No need for that shit, we say 'Mam' on this board.

Yee-hah!!! 70's flange!

Club's arranged for him to stay at digs with a good family.

It is, though. The fact they're a joke doesn't alter it.