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Elliott's dad was a teacher at my school when I was there, he's passed away now but other than not having a beard, Robbie is starting look a lot like him from my drink addled memory. (He was one of those teachers you didn't mess with but canny enough the odd time we had him).

Those Milburn posts on Christmas day sum them up. Absolutely tragic stuff and I mean tragic. Like Columbo though, there's one thing bothering me, if they're so delighted about Jackie being an MLF why did they chant 'Jackie is dead' at the first derby we played them at Roker Park after his passing? I thought they were geet classy as owt and wor Jackie was an MLF? It's almost as if they're full of shit and bitter as fuck?

There's actually three certainties in life, not two. Death, taxes and booing at Goodison Park.

I've just finished a grilled breakfast, clearing up, jumping in the shower then walking to freedom in the sun to go on an all day session with the lads. I feel like Nelson Mandela walking out of Robben Island prison.

Was too busy to watch TV until around 9 o'clock, (hardly watch it at the best of times), did the scroll of boredom through the schedule till I'd had enough and stopped on UK gold and watched the last five minutes of the Christmas special of 'The Good Life' then the Christmas special of Blackadder before giving up and turning it off again. Christmas TV is atrocious.

Anyway, should've shared your nexium in the first place.

I'm certainly not an expert on excel but aren't those little boxes called cells? Should've made another one for 'FiL Keeling Over' or called it xKO or something?

Shite. I'm away to bed.

£150 spend on a mate? That's about 150 times what I spend on my mates and them on me but if you're looking for any more mates let me know.

Anybody else not had a drink yet or is this just me every fucking year around this time? Kids need to get a move on with the driving lessons.

'Well last night my spot was barried off so I had to kip down on me cardboard in a strange place which was a bit worrying as well as not being under cover.....' Wykiki: "You were lucky....

And a lieu day. 👌

A big thing was made locally of the fact we hadn't beaten them down there for something like thirty years prior to 92, (despite not playing them much, however, before 2008 absolutely nothing was said at all that they hadn't beaten us down there for almost thirty years, it's almost, just like their heralded six in a row and our silent five in a row, that all this bollocks emanates from their end?

I've had enough the last few days already, not loads just a constant drip feed. I'm out on a Leo Sayer tomorrow as well.......

Merry Christmas to all, well almost all, I'm obviously not including the odd wandering lunatic that pops on plus KCGs saying guys......

A Tory.

He once asked a lass for a kiss under the mistletoe, when she replied she wouldn't kiss him under the anaesthetic he's avoided mistletoe like the plague.* This Christmas tragedy was brought to you by RTG and the Mag at work productions. (Although this is a made up up story, it's still far more plausible than any of theirs on RTG).

A tragedy in two pictures..... I thought my Christmas was a bit underwhelming, at least I didn't go to 'Ponteyaland airport' putting stickers on football shirts in a bid to impress any wandering football fans from other parts of the country or to get one over on their 3rd in the PL placed neighbours. He should've just indulged in some Mag behaviour and not been a silly sausage, the dopey looking, mistletoe avoiding, freak of nature.

RTG'dTP

Cleaning/tidying up for me, doing the turkey early as I fucked up taking it out last night, the fun literally never starts. Still, it's a better Christmas then some are going to have so insert shrug shoulder emoji here.

They're fucking robots aren't they? Why do they even pretend? They end up looking even more cuntish. 'what's your plans?' 'Well tonight, Rishi, I'm hoping to get enough to get bladdered so if some cockney wanker bankers out on the sauce and gak happen to spot me I won't feel the pain as much when they're kicking me half to death calling me a lefty tramp.' 'Fantastic, I worked with banks as well. Christmas parties are the best!'

One of my mates has recommended it so it's a no from me.

Probably!

Not something I've ever had to worry about but if I end up somewhere with it as a culture I'd have no trouble saying thanks but no thanks with added laughs if they seemed put out by it? Proper Attenborough stuff. 👌