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After having to endure 'innocent man' on smooth at work on a regular basis in the past I think he's a massive cunt too.

I was seeing loads of 'amnesty' for those who jacked it in when Rafa left as funny enough this was a line for a few of them and indeed there was the 'When Rafa goes I go' campaign at the time wasn't there? Personally I ended my ST at the end of the sports direct arena season and only got it back when Rafa started the championship campaign but left a season before Rafa left as it was beyond any doubt by then that the fat cunt wasn't for changing despite having a genuine professional manager to be able guide him but, unluckily for me, didn't fall into line with the prominent 'when Rafa goes' people with the media voices as I was a year early so didn't get a single thought and also those that did fuck off then would have a better chance. Again, they say they had no say at all but someone made a decision and it must've been based on something? Now I've said before I'm a massive cynic of the ST going back to the first PL season for us which coincided with the move towards making the stadium an all seater. STs weren't the norm and I hate that they are now especially with the loyalty points system, I think back to some iconic NUFC games I'd have missed out on back in the day had something similar been around then but what the disciples of it forget is not everyone can always have a season ticket for multiple reasons. This doesn't mean they aren't fans historically and presently. The twitterati NUFC supafans who are lucky enough to be in the right place, right time with the means and circumstances which means away games are doable and who 'don't like to brag' do my fucking head in. In a sense I think they're massive hypocrites as the very thing they accuse the 'big 6' of, trying to pull up the ladder, they're doing themselves with the ticket situation including away games, and I say this as someone who could now only only go away once in a blue moon if at all so have no selfish interests. Anyway, fuck'em. Happy Christmas!

Alreet, Billy Joel.

Have you got the workwear yet? Manky, oily jeans that show your arse and manky t-shirt with manky jumper for winter? Also, have you been informed of the strict hygiene rules as in it being compulsory to never wash and stink of sweat? I think it'll suit you to the ground, MF. Chuffed for you. (You'll also need a 25 year old, never washed, football flag to hang at the back of your cab, don't forget).

Heard this too and similar. Wanted cash for the club but he still wanted to keep money making parts of it. Whey aye, Mike, cracking deal that. Here's your £250m and keep the change.

It was more than Pearson from over here, saw pics of the Geordie dentist and a couple more. Also notice it's been happening over here sometimes as well and then you get notices of informal discussions going on with 'fan representatives' and I'm pretty sure anything discussed will suit them and them alone. I'm still foaming about the decision to limit the small number of season tickets that went on sale to fans that had purchase history only after 2017 and disregard anyone else meaning someone who could've bought a single ticket once after that had more chance of one than someone who had decades of support and purchase history. Apparently it had nothing to do with fan representatives as I've already inquired but I'm not 100% convinced if I'm honest.

One or several of the usual fan suspects photographed with the owners/players etc in Saudi. How the fuck do they get invited over there, who pays for them? It's one of the puzzling aspects of nufc since fatty fucked off and I can't say I particularly like it tbh.

Desperate stuff from a desperate fanbase, I'd almost feel sorry for them but they don't deserve my pity.

'If toontastic lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, this was CT's finest hour.'

The manc version of gemmill currently arguing on red cafe how he's really mint and got great 'content'.

Come back @toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk

Same thing happened to me once from my mam and dad wanting to know who'd been ringing 0898 numbers? I blamed clubcall as well. 👍

No, it was the 'Naughty secretary needs punishment' line.

At least that fan wasn't too conflicted when O'Neill went to Stoke.

Stoke 🤝 Sunderland Another special bond to go with the other 59 special bonds.

I feel for the Coventry fans but Keys can KISS MY BIG, FAT, HAIRY GEORDIE ARSE.

When Beardsley, Waddle and Gazza were doing the business for England in Italia 90 it was a bitter sweet moment knowing they weren't our players any more. Sunderland fans couldn't give a fuck about any technicalities such as the Jordans actually playing for other clubs.

I remember walking past a few of them on the long trek from Seaburn station to Roker Park, we were doing great, they'd just been beaten 6-0 v West Ham the week before on ITV. There was no fear of any Sunderland hardmen, there was no chanting at them or any 'hold me back' from the police escort shite but I vividly remember a fair few of us just pointing and laughing at them. Two fans were leaving their house and got absolutely ridiculed and were just sheepishly smiling back. It was obviously a lucky escape for us that we didn't bump into any of the mackem hardmen and one of the famed rtg MLF v Mag scenarios otherwise we could've been right in the fucking shit.

Popped to my mam and dad's. He's watching the fucking snooker, man.

When it pans out to the young'un having a fit.