Howmanheyman

I've always thought Sgt Peppers was shit although I admit I haven't been in for years.

Are you saying she isn't a single 'mum' working for the NHS but some lad called Kristian? I hope Gemmill does arrange to see her because when it gets down to the rumpy pumpy the thread title of 'Have you seen this?*' is going to take on an entirely different meaning. *Comparisons may not be too kind to one of them.

If you find mate offensive this really isn't the forum for you as there's some right cunts on here, pet.

Toffs did a version of it that and it didn't look as cheap as yours and there wasn't a crest on it as the original didn't have one on. Good luck on your venture but I'm a retro shirt buff as well as originals but I wouldn't be bothering with it tbh.

I'm in period doesn't exist. I'll watch it in the toon.

No idea who Galhart is but what if he doesn't? For these and other conundrums stay tuned.

Especially with Gibbo laying it on as thick as only he can with an awestruck Knight sitting in his living room making notes as an apprentice, (still), from his master's Geordie tales of yore whilst Jeff innards were twisting and squirming into knots of hardened bile.

Fantasising about 'Dawnie' and the look north coverage, getting wound up about it then lying about not watching the regional news show anyways, like. You can't get more RTG than that.

The stick we'd be taking right now if we were sitting in 10th and desperately spending more than all the other European leagues put together to try to get up the league by the way.

So it helps keep the club solvent but could still fuck them if they've broke the rules?

Leicester have had £194m of debt written off by their owners. Canny. Love to know how this goes down with FFP?

When the janitor went to open the doors of Thompson house this morning amongst the green bins and placca rubbish bags was a very dishevelled Knight with a half empty beer glass in one hand and his notepad in the other saying to the janitor, 'Woooaaah, y'fucka, me heed, WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS!'

Fucking ref didn't blow for a clear foul on Bruno earlier on then penalised the slightest touch so he was getting wound up plus we weren't at it second half, all ifs and buts I suppose, I'm still over the moon we're at Wembley but I really don't want the day out stuff anymore particularly the cunts we're almost certainly playing, we owe them one massively.

Having watched snippets of SSN and their daft transfer deadline day coverage today who the fuck sits glued to this bollocks all day? It's so bad it's untrue, man.

Finally, FINALLY, we get to a Wembley final and emulate Sunderland's many 3rd division play off games there and obviously not forgetting the Papa John's Sherpa Van Trophy appearance.

It felt inconceivable that we'd ever be relegated again but who knew that jabba was lurking in the background. I was gutted about Bruno, still am but the edge taken off as I thought he'd miss Wembley. West ham is going to be a tough game especially after tonight and I'm hoping we sort ourselves by the time Liverpool come up. Absolute dream land if we beat them then fuck over the other NW arse cheek, Man U in the next match. We looked leggy as fuck second half though which is a worry when the business end of the season is coming up but hopefully Gordon slots in and helps with the fatigue levels.

This is nufc, I'm expecting to be put through the mill here even though I'm relatively confident.

I was off last week as well. Chill.

Sky doing their best to give this a real cheesey championship feel, fuck me.

Sky starting off tonight's coverage with Man United v Forest.

Well gentleman, I'm watching Dawn Thewlis on Look North for the first time in decades, Traitor Jeff Brown is outside SJP.

Last week Man U had Neville doing their match and we had ex-SAFC Don Goodman, who's doing tonight I wonder?

Nerves for tonight: Sunderland fans > Newcastle United fans > Southampton fans.

They won't sell to another 'big 10' rival.