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Too many OOT'ers on a match day.

'My made up Forest supporting mate says he's shit and he wouldn't have anybody from a classless club like the mags, says any signing would be stained. Says he'd love Ross Stewart but understands financially it would be too expensive a signing and knows he probably wouldn't want to play in front of fewer fans at a much smaller club.' Jack O'Marra, RTG.

Too nice......

Fucking hold on a minute! Are you doubting the bloke who transformed Joelinton from a shit number 9 to the PL midfield monster that he now is?

'Tell me who we're signing again, ITKs and journalists?'

Unfortunately it's a case of the boy cried wolf with cuddly Steve.

What the fuck is this 'other 14' bollocks?! Don't they know we're now part of the.....[checks where Liverpool and Chelsea are]........'Big 10'?

Aye CT is correct I think? Pretty sure mine is a Gen 1 which could cause bother in the future, I'm with Shell, (formerly first utility) so might keep an eye out for a free upgrade smart meter if/when fixed tariffs come back as part of the deal).

That's a cunt. If BG weren't there I'd check if it isn't all venting outside but I'm guessing you and they have checked that already?

'Dad, it's me, Luke, I've got some bad news, some good news and some horrific news.' 'Shit! What's the bad news, son?' 'Poyet is getting the manager's job.' 'Fucking cunts. What about the good news?' 'I'm still your number one fan.' 'Err, alright son, what was the horrific news?' 'It was a Mag at work told me Poyet had the job.' 'F. T. fucking M!'

It's genuinely fucking superb that our usual back four and keeper, with helpful teammates in front of them look a good bet to concede either no goals or maybe one at worst. I feel like we're on for a point at worst every week and this is no different albeit we'll definitely be without Bruno. Like the ayatollah, I reckon it'll be another tight one which we should win bar Zaha trying it on for the VAR geniuses.

A few at my place would've pencilled this place in for a job as once upon a time it would've roughly coincided it's opening with our shutting and indeed apparently there's been informal conversations between the companies but I wasn't one and like rents says something didn't look right.

They're fucking mental, like.

That was a nine month divorced from the Premier League season, sorry, saysun. FTM.

I saw that advert too; 'iPhone for sale, £150 factory reset or £200 with my onlyfans content still in the photo gallery. No returns.' I don't bother with apple so passed on it.

Well said and spot on. He's lucky his management, petty baiting of the support and conspirational pact he had with his media chums didn't occur thirty years ago as he might have had a basis for being worried.

No thanks from the hierarchy now for CN* for putting out transfer rumours and failing to dampen expectations. Sad. *See Wykiki for details.

"Get onto Mitrovic, tell him to kick the ball off his other foot thus voiding any penalties they may score from. Tell him we've still got the photos. Make sure Alan Shearer is on match of the day and they show the slip in detail for the viewers in Wearside to see."

Giving the punters what they want.

He's so Emily bishop isn't he?

Truly, the Scouse mackems. Imagine the stick if we come out with this shit?

I was on the pitch against the mackems. 16 going on 17 and knew the score. My dad called me a knacker when I admitted I'd been on the pitch later on that night which was part of the penny dropping process.