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I wonder if we're actually after him as the professionals now in charge of recruitment don't now feel the need to leak it for a 'feel good factor'? Anyway, I've never been as zen as fuck about new signings as these seem to know what they're doing.

Fuck's sake Florian, we only asked, 'how's it gannin, mate?' chill oot! (Is this a 'special bond'? Asking for deranged fanbase).

The Ronny Gill, here's two German teams Newcastle should support......

The only actual links he's knowledge of is the one in Whitley Bay.

Of course it goes further back and is more important.

Looking forward to seeing this printed on the Feyenoord Magpies flag. Just putting some feelers out there but would anyone be interested in a flag, t-shirt or any other merchandise we may look into starting further down the road? @TrueFaith @Feyenoord #NUFC #NewcastleUnited

Desperate Dan. Desperate Mackem.

Unbelievable, so if instead of using a ruler you just used your hand and maybe had a feel of someone's tits as well you'd have to be clearing at least £120k I reckon? Fucking champion, I wish I'd known earlier.

I've still got that one minus the blue star which fell off.

'He could drive up to the chinkeys and give a young fifteyn year old lassey who lewks no younger than twenty nine ah swear, a good fingering behind it and they'd still sing he shags who he wants, marra. FTM.' 'Nar man, dinna use that one! Stick to actual made up stuff about beheadings an that.'

The Exocet derby.

The ball needed to bounce for Morocco in the box but it bounced France's way twice. They can hold their heads up, definitely.

Just said similar to my daughter.

They're getting in behind the Europeans now and again, need the ball to bounce their way.

If Danny Murphy was on Father Ted......

Score draw selling NUFC stuff again, some older shirts back in stock. Need some new 'old' shirts available. The barcode is back again I just wish they'd do the blue star version. (Not the club blacked out greenall with a blue star on top of it version).

Very strange decision.

Last couple of times I've done this it's been Pat Nevin but now it's a semi final they put Sutton on?

One of the reasons they donate!

Would be an even better gesture if alongside it Rueban announced they'd no longer donate to the party that hounds and hampers the people who need the help.

Turn Danny Murphy off the BBC and watch and listen to 5live on the iPlayer only to hear Chris Sutton doing the co-commentary......

December the 2nd

HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED THAT BENFICA WAS FOUNDED BY AN MLF?!?!