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🎶 Snow is falling All around us Grown men crying, everywhere Children crying in the lower Bullens, Merry Christmas, Everton. 🎵

Watched it just now, I thought it was excellent. A bit bleak at the same time.

Some of these Tory towns, I'd actually bait the cunts if I was forced to stay over there for whatever reason.

"Hello? Is that Travelodge? Yes, I was wondering if you have the room available that the only fans porn shoot took place in at the Cobalt? Also have you washed the sheets yet? My name? Ah, yes, it's Mr M.F. Ist."

Not one of the sky goons have compared lampard to the previous manager which is a stark difference to them comparing Bruce to the previous manager when he was here?

When they've been told they can't attend games and one of top brass has their head put in headlock then it's sack time I'd say?

I love that Everton are that shit they've had to recall a player from Sunderland weakening not just themselves but their cousins on the wear. Smashing.

Goodison Park

Desperate times at Everton when they've got to recall a player on loan at Sunderland and bring him on as a sub.....Game over..........Boooooooooo!!!!!!!

Looks like he's going to start bubbling.

Hope it stays 2-1 to Southampton so I can get to hear the famous goodison 'boo' anthem at the end of the game.

I was just thinking, I wonder what former Wales defender Danny Gabbidon makes of the Brighton v Liverpool game? I'm going to be honest I don't even remember who he played for?

Cue the boos......

Totally agree, them and Man City when we were 3-1 up. Arsenal was a hard game but they didn't get behind us that much despite their more excitable fans getting carried away.

Everton could've give a pen away, seen them given by the finished Coleman.

I loved his big false smile when Brighton were initially awarded a pen in the first half.

Just put Everton's game on Leon Osman making a fair fist of not sounding absolutely gutted as he describes Southampton's goal. He's not fooling anybody but at least he's trying. (Never get ex-nufc doing our games on the premier League feed on a Saturday 3 o'clock).

I must be a bit behind on this feed!

Brighton given a pen v Brighton but var spots a Fanny's hair offside, they even stopped the picture of the through ball then played it again a fraction of a second so he definitely looks offside as the ball has just left the foot of the Brighton players pass. It's been mostly Brighton so of course the narrative is how can Liverpool improve and get back into this?