Howmanheyman

Fucking town centre celebration washed wankers! Sunderland town centre in 73 turncoats into Newcastle civic centre in 93 then hop over to Buenos Aires in 2022.

Aye, pretty much think it's based around the last day relegation match at Maine Road where every report from the Sunderland correspondent coincided with an extra thousand Sunderland fans going in the ground. Started off around 10,000 and ended up about 16,000 in his excitement. Man City fans were convinced this one off season defining game made Sunderland the superior NE club if there was ever a ding ding between us and the blue part of Manchester. Others have sung it, only wolves comes to mind at the minute? The red flag was sung by those and others like Man U although I haven't heard the mackens sing it for decades although I obviously don't go to their games so could be wrong?

As for copying songs, they really don't want to go there. The Sunderland bootboys says it all, 100% a Newcastle United song, not anybody elses never mind theirs, the fact they must know it yet still adapt it despite loathing us and being classier shows who they really are. It would be like us singing wise men say or whatever? The going/going down was a blatant piss take at their expense so isn't copying in the sense they've done it. (I haven't even mentioned the Blaydon races copy!)

As MF says, even the normal ones go a bit swivel eyed when the subject of NUFC comes up, it's just hardwired into them.

My mam slipped on that bridge and ended up in hospital for a few weeks. I vaguely remember the station being like that especially the bridge!

Don't read the words on one of the photos.

Any guesses?

Separated at birth tbh. Run out, rustiness, cup game against PL opposition and through to the QF. That'll do.

Aye I know, just letting it out lads. Used to go around all the time as it was one of those drop in houses, even used to nip in after a few beers when I didn't have enough money to stay out so used to get a couple of bags of chips and pop in even though my mate was still out on the piss with the rest of our mates. His mam and dad are absolute diamonds, like. Used to always have a good laugh with them.

Good mate of mine's mother has days to live and I'm gutted for him but also just feel a bit sad full stop as I've known her since I was about 16 and despite never having a pot to piss in and a lot to deal with is just a lovely, lovely bubbly person. My pal let me know a few weeks ago how serious it was and I hadn't seen her for a few years so put that right and seen her twice since. His dad is also in hospital and doesn't yet know how imminent his wife's end probably is. I suppose it's coming or already came to most of us on here baring in mind our ages but the knowledge of it is more and more getting into my mind for my own folks. Was on the blower last night to him and what do you say? Like I say, gutted for them all.

If it was any of us there'd be some whopper MP from Torycuntswolds demanding immediate action to see us questioned by the police.

It's a tribute really as the man is a grade II listed bull's knacker so I promise it would be more a concern if he liked him.

A gaffer has just mentioned it, said he was a miserable cunt, the bloke's wrong about literally everything so there you go. I should ask him for the losing 44 lottery numbers. RIP.

MLF's turned gloryhunting 1992 Mags turned gloryhunting Argies! You'd think you couldn't make it up but RTG reach the depths others don't. Outstanding, truly outstanding stuff. (Do they realise, even from themselves, especially from themselves, there's no equivalent Mags turned MLFs story, and if, in the unlikely event they do realise it, do they wonder why that is?)

BBC news this morning interviewing someone from the nightclub industry who are having big worries about a sharp downturn in expected business. Although he mentioned different factors he never mentioned train strikes despite the presenter twice prompting him. It was the exact opposite of previous interviews where somebody always mentions Brexit as a factor towards losses but the presenters were usually reticent to bring it up despite the interviewee bringing it up. Also saw a banner seeing how Jeremy Clarkson was 'horrified' by any hurt he's caused one of the royal bits. Poor Jeremy being hurt.

Apparently so.

ITV's hands are probably tied a bit but they're usually atrocious although to be fair they weren't as bad as normal. Souness is still doing the bare minimum.

The commentary was pretty shit and it wasn't just jenas but at least it isn't matterface on ITV with Dixon and at half time you don't get adverts or the presenter telling you about the opportunity to win a holiday and spending money if you phone a premium phone number. Nobody needs that.

Monkeys fist. He's going to be driving trucks soon, likes a boobie pic. Robin Robin's nemesis.

Best world cup final I remember for a bit of everything. Beats Argentina v West Germany in '86. Didn't look that way at two nil. Mind, wor lass did her best to ruin it never shutting up about everything and nothing and having a debate/argument with one of our daughters about terrorism, hijabs and over celebrating the first goal. I swear she waits for the football to come on to wind me up.

I'd be more shell shocked by the haircuts on display.

Instead of locking it why don't they get their hard lads to invite any Mag piss takers to 'say it to their face' as this is what they normally do? Obviously they're fucking nails and all mags are Walter Softys so that would sort it.

'Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs'

RATTLED.