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Howmanheyman

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  1. Eh? What about Reweban Agbewela, short on talent, world class name for the mackem accent.
  2. I had 1990 shirt, also the whole 86 WC strip as it was fucking lush, especially the shorts. 👍
  3. To be fair, Chris Coleman has fond memories of walks with their lass along Tynemouth.
  4. I'm sure I saw somewhere it was an anniversary special shirt? (Not sure if the players will wear it?)
  5. I'm glad to see it hasn't bothered him too much.
  6. Two auld lads, Mick and Bob, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Bob is dying, Mick visits him every day. One day Mick says, "Bob, me and you both loved football all our lives and we played football on Saturdays together for years then watched it together when we were too fucked to play. Please do me one favour, mate, when you get to Heaven, somehow, if you can, let me know if there's football up there." Bob looks up at Mick from his death bed, "Mick, you've been my best mate for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll try my best to do this favour for you, wor kid." Shortly after that, Bob sadly passed on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Mick is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mick! Mick!" "Who is it? asks Mick sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" He says again. "Mick, it's me, Bob." "You're not Bob, Bob just died a few days ago." "I'm telling you, man, it's me, Bob," insists the voice." "Bob?! Where are you?" "I'm in heaven, Mick", replies Bob. "I've got some really good news and a bit of bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Mick. "Well the good news...." Bob says, ".....is that there is football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!" That's fantastic," says Mick. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news, Bob?" Bob replies, "You're in the team for this Saturday, wor kid."
  7. ..... As seen through the eyes of poor Mrs CT......
  8. I applied to Caribou for a chance to win a pair of tickets for the final, forgot about it and I've been contacted by them by email! Not quite the email I was hoping for.....
  9. "Billy Marra FTM, MLF writes from Sunderland; 'Deya Points of Vewe, Why oh why didn't Celebrity Mag, when it sewts him, Robson Greyn not mention Sunalin once when he was with MLF Melanie Hill at Penshaw monument on your BBC TV show about the North East?' "I don't know Billy, but I've a feeling you're going to tell me...." 'It's just typical of the growing trend of pandering to the Mags on the BBC. If it isn't Alan Sheera on match of the day, it's Dawnee on look north blatantly bigging the scum up and ignoring Sunderland. It's a disgrayace.' Well, Billy, we asked the BBC producers of Look North, Match of the day and Robson Green's Weekend Escapes for a reply and they reckon you're either talking shite or it's simply paranoia."
  10. Chook? What the fuck's a chook? And more to the point, who would say it?
  11. My actual signature is err, special.
  12. I've already replied to the trust's email, next port of call will be the club.
  13. My eldest, when a baby, would be absolutely glued to that video if it came on, along with this one......
  14. Should've advertised handing out free Man U flags to get a full house.
  15. 'Jesus Christ!!! What the fuck is that?!?!" "Ah, Don't worry, it's just CT having a shite."
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