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A few at my place would've pencilled this place in for a job as once upon a time it would've roughly coincided it's opening with our shutting and indeed apparently there's been informal conversations between the companies but I wasn't one and like rents says something didn't look right.

They're fucking mental, like.

That was a nine month divorced from the Premier League season, sorry, saysun. FTM.

I saw that advert too; 'iPhone for sale, £150 factory reset or £200 with my onlyfans content still in the photo gallery. No returns.' I don't bother with apple so passed on it.

Well said and spot on. He's lucky his management, petty baiting of the support and conspirational pact he had with his media chums didn't occur thirty years ago as he might have had a basis for being worried.

No thanks from the hierarchy now for CN* for putting out transfer rumours and failing to dampen expectations. Sad. *See Wykiki for details.

"Get onto Mitrovic, tell him to kick the ball off his other foot thus voiding any penalties they may score from. Tell him we've still got the photos. Make sure Alan Shearer is on match of the day and they show the slip in detail for the viewers in Wearside to see."

Giving the punters what they want.

He's so Emily bishop isn't he?

Truly, the Scouse mackems. Imagine the stick if we come out with this shit?

I was on the pitch against the mackems. 16 going on 17 and knew the score. My dad called me a knacker when I admitted I'd been on the pitch later on that night which was part of the penny dropping process.

🎶 Snow is falling All around us Grown men crying, everywhere Children crying in the lower Bullens, Merry Christmas, Everton. 🎵

Watched it just now, I thought it was excellent. A bit bleak at the same time.

Some of these Tory towns, I'd actually bait the cunts if I was forced to stay over there for whatever reason.

"Hello? Is that Travelodge? Yes, I was wondering if you have the room available that the only fans porn shoot took place in at the Cobalt? Also have you washed the sheets yet? My name? Ah, yes, it's Mr M.F. Ist."

Not one of the sky goons have compared lampard to the previous manager which is a stark difference to them comparing Bruce to the previous manager when he was here?

When they've been told they can't attend games and one of top brass has their head put in headlock then it's sack time I'd say?

I love that Everton are that shit they've had to recall a player from Sunderland weakening not just themselves but their cousins on the wear. Smashing.

Goodison Park

Desperate times at Everton when they've got to recall a player on loan at Sunderland and bring him on as a sub.....Game over..........Boooooooooo!!!!!!!

Looks like he's going to start bubbling.

Hope it stays 2-1 to Southampton so I can get to hear the famous goodison 'boo' anthem at the end of the game.