Howmanheyman

Fish:

To his mate after saying that to you....

Love how he puts an extreme example of a knacker calling him racist to try and convince anyone sane watching that it could be those pesky fans over egging it. No Keith, you would've been better saying fuck all because the majority of fans have correctly called your employer out and also one of your colleagues and they were FUCKING SPOT ON.

Her two questions at the press conference today, fuck me! Asking Eddie about some Canadian women's coach getting done for using a drone to spy on opposition and also giving a great example herself at how to drone as the question went on and on, then after Eddie answering her concisely whilst trying not to laugh at her she follows it up with another monologue/question asking him if he thinks the coach he's never heard of in a story he's never heard of should be given another chance? Funny as fuck when after another concise answer basically saying he doesn't give a fuck either way the NUFC press officer asks journalists to keep the questions a little more brief so others can get a go. ( I understand his sentiment as my sister could talk a glass eye to sleep as well).

Let me know when you find out what it is?

NUFC's current powder situation....

The Alexander Isak thread this morning...

Ashley signings who couldn't be Eddie'd.

In the past you could've transferred a season ticket I'm positive, I think the chances of that still being allowed are nil.

I think there's zero chance we move out of the city centre, it's a SJP renovation or a kick up the arse from SJP new stadium if the latter is feasible it's a no brainer they go for it.

"Ah thought ah recognised the face, anyways, here's a headline ah did earlier about that time ah worked with the kid from Yorkshire ...."

If you can't smile at this.....

"Get onto our PIF contact, let's get a few disruptor bids in for Wood at Forest, Mitoma at Brighton and Kluivert at Bournemouth." "Should I add Garnacho at Man U or Rashford?" "Hahahahaha, let's not give Ratcliffe any false hope!"

"No one's, I say no one's bothered, man."

Karen Carney, eh? Eh?

Our dads back in the day at the thought of Bet Lynch's leopard skin knickers..... @PaddockLad and @Monkeys Fist carrying the tradition on in their autumn years.

That bloke is absolutely, not a shadow of a doubt about it, stealing a living and so's that Kaveh bloke, absolute fucking frauds the pair of them. 'My sources are saying' as he looks at the twitter feed of journalists who cover villa and arsenal.

How the fuck do you end up listening to that shit?

"Hi guys, today if we look through the square window we have Gary Neville discussing what Rubin Amorim's options are and what impact has Sir Jim Ratcliffe had on getting 'United' back where they belong. In the round window we have Jamie Carragher taking a deep dive into what an amazing job Arne Slot has done in carrying on the fantastic legacy of the cuddly Jürgen Klopp. In the rectangle window we have Paul Merson rambling incoherently about Alexander Isak going to the Arsenal and what a t'riffic move that would be for everyone involved but probably not noocarsull who 'eed then worry abaht if he's honest with ya. Anyone still here who supports Newcastle, guys, there's no agenda here at sky, we love all the teams and report on them all equally and fairly. If you go on our YouTube channel through the triangle window there's a YouTube podcaster asking Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff a few jokey questions for ten minutes because that's all you're good for and we haven't got time to put it on our actual sports channels. Love you, guys!"

I've never heard the cunt ever, no interest in starting now. (Only heard of him last year or so).

"Dear recruiter I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’ I left my mobile, my pager and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’ Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? How’s your daughter? I read you'd seen my twitter feed and thought you'd not bother..."

He's used to interacting with dip shits on twitter which probably explains his patronising, playschool patter, 'Hey guys, if you look through the round window you'll see my colleague, mark, was just speaking off the top of his head, there's no sky agenda guys!' fuck off, man. (I'm sure that'll have went down well with anyone of his managerial team or friends at sky who seen it on his twatter feed though).

He's blatantly checked out his social media after offering him the job then had second thoughts.