Howmanheyman

Gordon gazump update. Well done to the ayatollah for the reminder.

One of them was maradona's cousin, said Diego had always admired Sunderland and hoped to sign for them when he knew he was going to Europe but insert reasons here why his club wouldn't sell him to the NE giants. What could've been, marra. FTM.

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Tremendous. You have to love it when the dumplings boil over.

Spotted on @Alex's bookshelf at home.....

If they want overpaid examples then I refer the morlocs to a netflix series called Sunderland till I die and the episode where del boy trotter goes all in to buy Will Grigg.

No idea what that is but I don't have an alt account.

Aye, I've seen the pics.

He's just went back to collect some stuff.

Bruno's real agent..... 'The Rio Steakhouse connection.' (Ah seen 'im in there once. Ahm canny sure he recognised iz, like).

I love Bruno but he's a right tart on social media.

'Wow, he must've been a massive MLF.' 'Aye. Sad story, ee was killed by the head choppers at Newcastle. He went forra job as a driver but when ee saw paintings of mag players on the cab he told them he could never tak the job. Als of a sudden a big swarthy skunk came out with a scimitar and took iz head off with one swipe of his sword.' 'fucking hell. So a mag murdered him?' 'well err, he knocked the mag out with a oner fust after the mag spat at wimmins and bairns and after the skunk was knocked out ee reached for iz sword while unconscious and killed poor Billy when ee wasn't looking the fucking unwashed, mag coward. FTM. RIP.' 'Aye. FTM. RIP.'

We may not, however not all other clubs fans could say the same though. (Sunderland, I'm looking at you here, mind).

Plus one or two will be a bit wary of him I'd imagine?

'You're here for the logistics role?' 'Aye' 'And you've got experience driving HGVs? 'Aye' 'Ok, let's start. Name?' 'Billy Marra. FTM.' 'Is that with two R's, Billy?' 'Stick your job up your arse. Probably a Mag anarrl ah bet who payents his trucks with scum playaz?'

Good, if rather depressing read about how our betters have always treated the working man and how brutal they could be. I don't think a lot has changed regarding who rules who, sadly.

He's just been spotted at the Benton training centre.....

After the horse has bolted I've decided to put a short notice holiday request in for Tuesday, should've done it as soon as we got through tbh and tried to get tickets for it. (Don't worry, we've won loads when I've been off as well including the first leg).

They got compared to other PL teams a few years ago and were found wanting, they can compare themselves to the PL teams again if they fluke the play offs and we'll see how they get on then?

FtCP

Wouldn't make their bench. How the fuck this fanbase have the absolute gall to label anyone delusional is beyond me.