Howmanheyman

I assumed he was long dead. RIP

So Alan Smith does sky's main super Sunday game I see but Neville does the earlier game which sky usually ignore which happens to be Man U? Don Goodman does two Saturday night games recently involving us v Palace and Bournemouth yet yesterday v Liverpool, surprise, surprise it's Carragher. So basically sky are telling us that two of the PL clubs have their own designated ex-players for commentating on and that's perfectly ok? Aye, no bother sky you fucking cunts.

In a daft way I'm slightly more relaxed about us next week and fancy us a bit more than I did pre-liverpool game.

Yee can fuck off, anahl.

Members are cunts who don't deserve a fucking thing, they're notoriously fickle fans who have barely been to a game in their life, I should know, I'm one. I can only dream of holding a season ticket in my hand and being a season ticket holder or even balancing a season ticket on my head and being a season ticket balancer. But alas, I am not worthy. I beg forgiveness from any season ticket clutcher I happen to pass in the street and shall prostate myself before them begging them for even just a small modicum of their piss should they wish to grant me some of their steaming stream and piss on me in the street. God bless them, each and every one.

Don't worry Wykiki, he won't be commentating on us us next week, that'll be Tyler and GARY NEVILLE for the cup final v MANCHESTER UNITED. It's in the Sky rule book. Carragher does Liverpool, Neville Man U and when they play each other you get both in case either club's set of arsehole fans in the south of England and the Midlands get upset.

Yes but it means more or something?

Also it's a bit like the 'tight game' predictions somebody made on here.

Correct.

If it's 'Fletch' on BT sport he's a total fanboy of the glass ceiling six.

Apparently a flag for Wembley. Me and these omens.....

Coutinho would have to be cheap, by the way.

Although you personally haven't offended me, you have just reminded me I had a dream last night where a few of us were in Madrid after a game and the locals were just being horrible then trying to pick off stragglers and beat them up, not only that but they were obviously kick boxers so it was even more of a shit house move, I went back in and wasn't happy with the locals but tried to keep my cool till one tried to take the piss and I was about to get a punch in before being jumped on by him and his mates but woke up. I obviously know it was a dream but I'm still slightly in the huff with you.

Gemmill's phone after he's switched on face recognition......

The feeling's mutual despite not knowing who he was until sometime last year.

After I log in it asks for an authentication code. Anything from email or texts from twitter with any codes I've found it doesn't accept. If it was dominoes I'd be knocking.

I'd say cup which shouldn't even be a debate, can't remember too many CL or cup debates with other clubs? Anyway, it's irrelevant as we can't affect it and we're nailed on getting beat in the final anyway, the omens are everywhere including this morning passing some bloke selling wembley stuff outside the forum in Wallsend. Feel free to mock the fuck out of this post if we break the losing Wembley habit. (I won't care).

I took your advice a while back, put the 2FA thing on, logged out last week and I'm now logged out permanently as mine must've been the SMS which he's stopped. Might've inadvertently done me a favour especially at the minute with the Wembley ticket situation.

No idea but it'll be around then, it's probably his second spell with the club?

Enrique was excellent in the promotion year and good in the first year in the PL with workaholic Jonas in front of him. Beresford was superb in the promotion season, consistently brilliant in the PL and the only time people had any moans about him is when he had Ginola in front of him and we conceded. For all Dalglish's faults when he put Elliott in front of Bez we went on a good run clinching second spot for the second year in a row but this time from about 6th. Bez was consistently good and largely consistently good in the PL. Enrique had one good PL season with us, fucked off, licked red arse whilst largely sat on the bench at best then did after his career ended including when they played us. He can absolutely fuck off if he tries to backtrack, when it's all 'we' and 'us' when they played us at their place with big smiles when they beat us.

That photo isn't from 1973 that's for starters.

Mackem looks out his bedroom window and shouts down to his mam, "Mam! Mam! Why's me Sunalin shirts lying about on the grass? FTM." His mother, sitting downstairs gets up and looks out of the living hovel window and replies, "Ah for fuck sake, some cunt's nicked me pegs!"

I'm inclined to agree with this. I'm not worried about these two games, not that much. Not really. (Shit if we don't do well in either, obviously the final more so but the fact it would be them cunts rubbing our noses in it next weekend would be a bit of a killer).

Gerrin!