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They reckon Winkleman has a forehead like lieutenant Worf, err, I mean lescott which is why she's had the same fringe covering it for the last forty years.

Toontastic: (Nothing) Wykiki: "I tell tha for nowt, that winklecunt has shit 'aircut and is funny as a weekend on t'piste with folk from Lancashire. She thinks she's summit special that one, mark my words."

I'm having a pint in the crow's nest. 👍

Classy hitting a 14 year old lad who was with his 11 year old sister. Classy as fuck, marra.

Bloke used to get in my old local called jasper. Think he was a plasterer? No idea if his dad was a cunt?

Pretty sure I remember a young Norwich fan being brutally attacked by an older Sunderland prick a couple of years ago so maybe he didn't get the memo?

'Friendly trophy' up for grabs today as it's the Norwich City v Sunderland game. They've been desperate for almost forty years now.

My first holiday was a realisation or rather a confirmation that significant proportions of this country are cunts.

Macca fuming.

Aye, just remembered as I was doing a job.

Two ex-liverpool in the BT studio, Crouch and Mcmanaman, but in the interest of balance they have ex-West Ham and Chelsea Joe Cole.

Canny.

From what I've seen there's been no stoppages?

Five mins added?

BT sound a bit disappointed Liverpool are losing, concerned even? I'd expect excitement over a potential upset? Strange.

Klopp false grin watch = present ☑️

BT gutted. 'Fletch' said it's a great opportunity for Tottenham who play forest before mumbling, after a pause, and probably after someone whispered something to him that 'Newcastle United also play wolves tomorrow"

BT say nailed on pen. I say bollocks. Arm in an unnatural position but it hits him from point blank range as his back is turned and he's still in the air. How that's a penalty is a joke but the ref was swarmed with Liverpool and you've got the daft cunt ex ref in the studio insisting it's a pen.

Can VAR not make him retake it? I mean, isn't that what top 6 VAR is for?

Joke VAR pen incoming.

Solskjaer scoring against Bayern Munich is an iconic sporting photograph in this list but Tardelli reeling away after scoring his goal against West Germany in the 82 WC final isn't? Righto, Guardian.

Football focus is now an hour long show of bargain hunt. Now I know it had went downhill a bit but.......

I'm not saying they're delusional or confused but some of them reckon a wandering Sunderland AFC fan up here for work in the 1870s founded their own club. He'd just finished a shift where they used to build the boats and was walking home around dusk all by himself through a cobblestone ally when a ghostly voice whispered to him, "If ya build it, Marras will come. FTM." True story.

I've noticed for a while certain publications or whatever are described as 'left wing' on the BBC but never ever see the mail etc described as 'right wing'?

"And joining me, Tory Sol, on the match of the day sofa, two scallywags always laughing and joking......"