Howmanheyman

I love that we upset fans of these relatively recent exponentially rich clubs. That lad in particular, I won't view the video as, fuck that, but he's just one of the many cheeks of the same arse whether it's Liverpool, Man U whatever. We're doing something right when they gurn for the cameras.

Once you've heard one of the cunts you've heard them all. Honestly, they can't even handle getting a pint in if you've been in one of their bars. I once squeezed past a rammed bar thinking I'll be here all day to have about four bored barmaids waiting to serve me as they all stood talking absolute shite about football to each other whilst holding various bottles of beer and alcopops in their hands trying to outspeak each other whilst carefully avoiding getting their whistles wet. And when they did speak about stuff involving themselves and nufc it was almost a full time job correcting their made up tales or woeful memories. (And that was the ones that used to go pre-Wenger! The ones post Wenger are the spawn of Piers Morgan and whatever the daft cunt who's on arsenal TV is called? Tubes, spoons or some other such shite?)

I actually heard him talk the other day, literally gemmill's voice twin, it's actually uncanny.

'Phal, wor kid. Because having bhuna would be the equip, equable, err, just like putting ice cream on me chicken and rice. Hot for me and nee fucking aboot.'

Texan Influenza, infowars ...... 'influenced'.

He's easy to work out once you've went through his bins a few times.

The fucking brass neck never ceases to amaze.

'FURY as lucky London based Mag retires without consultation from match thread start ups and infighting as Scottish and Texan influenza, infowars, err, fan, toonpack takes over without even more not consulting and the five burning questions this means for fan confidence ahead of tonight's clash of Howe's high flying magpies against Arteta's the men who would be kings.'

Big Jack put 'em under pressure as well tbf. (Ewerk must be busy).

I'll be at work. Midweek games are mostly out of bounds.

I'm not sure but they've a history of getting plenty of loans but I couldn't tell you most of their players names let alone if they're FT employees or not?

They'd be ragged all over if they managed to go up. A league which is as tight as theirs is generally a sign the quality isn't as good at the top which is another good indicator of the hidings they'd take if it fell their way and they got up via the play offs. It would be a spectacular gamble if they tried a Fulham or Forest as their finances are fucked as it is. I can't believe whoever is in charge this week would do anything other than bank the money and take the parachute payments which long term would probably be in the club's best interests if they wanted a chance of actually staying in the PL another time.

You're probably right but you don't want to go there unless you had a very good idea you'd get promoted asap, if it doesn't work out you're there for a long time. They watched us and I'm guessing quite a few thought it would be a doddle.

I could hardly breathe watching this.....

'Wow! It's so exciting in the championship, marra! 🤩 I canna beleyve wa took the piss outta the mags for getting relagayated, the stewpid bastads shoulda just stopped down instead of going up to the boring leyage. FTM.'

Supposed to be back on Thursday morning but I've a funeral on Wednesday so not a chance I'm getting up at five on the Thursday as drink will be had the day before, wife's birthday on Friday so just ended up taking that off so basically off till a week tomorrow.

I'm sure a lot them watching that advert were like......

Remember that cheesy as fuck video Man City did about an away kit with it looking like AC Milan's? The same company can do one with a swaggering manc talking back to a Geordie about their new away shirt.

🎵It started with a lisp...🎶

Like Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea, which one is worse? I'll go for Savage, just edges it.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Wor lass never throws stuff out so sympathise and that's just reminded me that we used to get that extra BH at my old place despite being in England, yet another T&C miss.

I very recently stumbled on the two arsenal TV fans with a spurs fan and the arsenal ones weren't the worst. Tbf, I only understood about 20% of what was said. Talk about man childs.

Announce........ M'BAPPE!

I missed some of this but what I did see was piss poor finishing and atrocious weather which played into Leeds hands. The ref struggled as well but one of those chances goes in then it's a good scrappy win and you take it. Totally understand Howe's thinking with playing Wood what with the busy schedule and arsenal on the horizon but I think it was clear early on it wasn't going to be his day, there was one attack where I think Willock broke through and he was struggling to get up with him in time where you'd imagine Wilson or an Isak would've had the turbo boost on. Bottom line is goals win games and we couldn't finish our breakfast yesterday. Yet another clean sheet was the best thing to happen, imagine if we'd somehow lost that?