Howmanheyman

Exactly. 👍

They can call it the 'Netflix Stand' when it's built and unoccupied.

Grim day, biblical rain walking out, I jumped on top of a van from an overhead walkway to save time only to discover on landing it was a police van, luckily for me there was nobody in it but one of met officers shouted for me to 'come back here!' from the walkway I'd just jumped down from, me......

Can't even get the Mag behaviour right.

Gipetto on form again I see? In decades they'll say......'and in 2024 work started on the stadium extension due to a feel good factor but mainly it was because of fans from outside the area being attracted to the club due to watching the Netflix show'. (Also an 'imagine the reaction of the mags' comment. To be fair, imagination isn't a problem with a lot of that fanbase).

You get a CT 'best of' recipe pamphlet. Have fun.

Even the Knight was on the Stella that day.....

We had chances, I know there was one near the end, we had zero luck as per usual, was a foul leading up to their second I think which naturally went their way. The winners of this game were winning the cup all day long. Absolutely gutted at the end and when I heard NUFC fan in front of me bemoan our luck and say we unlucky only for some cockney prick to butt in and say in his whiney, fucking voice 'I wouldn't say so' to say he got the hairdryer treatment would be an understatement. Luckily I calmed down enough and the CW took the hint and decided to be a little bit Wooh, a little bit whey somewhere else pretty sharpish.

Most devastated I've been at a game as I knew we'd win the final v villa and we'd played well. We didn't even get much time to savour the goal did we? Off the top my head it's the most 'limbs' I've seen and been involved in at an all seater stadium.

Poor bastard indeed, never came across as a cunt which is some going considering some of the clubs, (ok, Chelsea), he played for and managed. Pretty sure him and Zola made a thing about applauding our fans at Wembley in the semi-final at Wembley, (Zola even gave a NUFC fan his shirt iirc) as they went down the tunnel as they recognised how well we played that day and how brilliant the supporters were that day compared to the Henley Regatta Tory crew at the other end of the stadium.

If Dummet's old nickname was 'sick note' his new one should be 'Death Certificate' by now, tbh.

Craig'dKK'sQ

Fuck Chelsea. Next question.....

Just like their cousins on Wearside, they'll circle the drain a bit first.

I love that we upset fans of these relatively recent exponentially rich clubs. That lad in particular, I won't view the video as, fuck that, but he's just one of the many cheeks of the same arse whether it's Liverpool, Man U whatever. We're doing something right when they gurn for the cameras.

Once you've heard one of the cunts you've heard them all. Honestly, they can't even handle getting a pint in if you've been in one of their bars. I once squeezed past a rammed bar thinking I'll be here all day to have about four bored barmaids waiting to serve me as they all stood talking absolute shite about football to each other whilst holding various bottles of beer and alcopops in their hands trying to outspeak each other whilst carefully avoiding getting their whistles wet. And when they did speak about stuff involving themselves and nufc it was almost a full time job correcting their made up tales or woeful memories. (And that was the ones that used to go pre-Wenger! The ones post Wenger are the spawn of Piers Morgan and whatever the daft cunt who's on arsenal TV is called? Tubes, spoons or some other such shite?)

I actually heard him talk the other day, literally gemmill's voice twin, it's actually uncanny.

'Phal, wor kid. Because having bhuna would be the equip, equable, err, just like putting ice cream on me chicken and rice. Hot for me and nee fucking aboot.'

Texan Influenza, infowars ...... 'influenced'.

He's easy to work out once you've went through his bins a few times.

The fucking brass neck never ceases to amaze.

'FURY as lucky London based Mag retires without consultation from match thread start ups and infighting as Scottish and Texan influenza, infowars, err, fan, toonpack takes over without even more not consulting and the five burning questions this means for fan confidence ahead of tonight's clash of Howe's high flying magpies against Arteta's the men who would be kings.'

Big Jack put 'em under pressure as well tbf. (Ewerk must be busy).

I'll be at work. Midweek games are mostly out of bounds.