Howmanheyman

Well gentleman, I'm watching Dawn Thewlis on Look North for the first time in decades, Traitor Jeff Brown is outside SJP.

Last week Man U had Neville doing their match and we had ex-SAFC Don Goodman, who's doing tonight I wonder?

Nerves for tonight: Sunderland fans > Newcastle United fans > Southampton fans.

They won't sell to another 'big 10' rival.

Looks like the match has been called off as SSN didn't make any mention of it when I watched ten minutes of it and the BBC breakfast sports section also failed to say anything and the sports bit on BBC radio news I heard after dropping off the bairn to work haven't said a dickie bird about the semi-final of a cup competition. I'm sure they'll all say fuck all tomorrow as well when Man U play Forest for a place at Wembley.

Fixed.

Wouldn't be surprised if they sacked their U-21 coach last week and hired someone else for the new manager bounce as well. #itmeanswe'rederangederr,Imeanmore

I've heard when your lass goes away to visit family and you're left behind the sheets end up like plywood with a horrible, lingering smell.

Gordon gazump update. Well done to the ayatollah for the reminder.

One of them was maradona's cousin, said Diego had always admired Sunderland and hoped to sign for them when he knew he was going to Europe but insert reasons here why his club wouldn't sell him to the NE giants. What could've been, marra. FTM.

🎵 Irvine no more Sky no more Brazil 70 no more Promotion no more Irvine no more Sky no more Brazil 70 no more Promotion....... no .........more .......🎶

Tremendous. You have to love it when the dumplings boil over.

Spotted on @Alex's bookshelf at home.....

If they want overpaid examples then I refer the morlocs to a netflix series called Sunderland till I die and the episode where del boy trotter goes all in to buy Will Grigg.

No idea what that is but I don't have an alt account.

Aye, I've seen the pics.

He's just went back to collect some stuff.

Bruno's real agent..... 'The Rio Steakhouse connection.' (Ah seen 'im in there once. Ahm canny sure he recognised iz, like).

I love Bruno but he's a right tart on social media.

'Wow, he must've been a massive MLF.' 'Aye. Sad story, ee was killed by the head choppers at Newcastle. He went forra job as a driver but when ee saw paintings of mag players on the cab he told them he could never tak the job. Als of a sudden a big swarthy skunk came out with a scimitar and took iz head off with one swipe of his sword.' 'fucking hell. So a mag murdered him?' 'well err, he knocked the mag out with a oner fust after the mag spat at wimmins and bairns and after the skunk was knocked out ee reached for iz sword while unconscious and killed poor Billy when ee wasn't looking the fucking unwashed, mag coward. FTM. RIP.' 'Aye. FTM. RIP.'

We may not, however not all other clubs fans could say the same though. (Sunderland, I'm looking at you here, mind).

Plus one or two will be a bit wary of him I'd imagine?

'You're here for the logistics role?' 'Aye' 'And you've got experience driving HGVs? 'Aye' 'Ok, let's start. Name?' 'Billy Marra. FTM.' 'Is that with two R's, Billy?' 'Stick your job up your arse. Probably a Mag anarrl ah bet who payents his trucks with scum playaz?'