Howmanheyman

He's ok for now as a squad player, just don't expect anything if he's one on one with the keeper.

There's been a major weather warning alert issued for the North East, particularly the wearside area.....

Neil had to have security around him as their fans apparently chucking stuff at him. Classy as per, mackems.

Know idea what channel it was, but I put their game on near the end and it must've been the Sunderland championship channel, mackem commentary on and when I wanted to see the goals from the game at the end they just kept playing Elvis singing wise men say and showed their past goals against us, I shit you not!

Should've been six, good save from Gayle, should've scored........FT whistle BEEEEWWW.

Mackem commentator just said it's been like that for the last twenty minutes.

Estadio del seats empty Official attendance 43,000 THERE'S NOT 43,000 NOW.

🎵 Tell all the boys you know Dwight Gayle will always score goals With his left and his right He'll score them all night Dwight Gayle will always score goals 🎶

Sunlin till they strop They're sunlin till they strop It's pointless getting pramowashun One saysun and they'd drop.

I don't necessarily disagree with that but we're making it all the harder when we waste some of these chances.

Would you prefer 'cunt'? I'm sure it can arranged?

I loved how 'Fletch' went into great detail earlier on about our woeful record against these down there and seemed puzzled about how these things happen? It's a mystery to me as well, like.

These fluffed chances are absolutely killing us since the WC.

George and Mildred on the mic not helping my mood.

First game where I've thought Wilson looks like he's out of confidence as much as looking fucked.

Lascelles.

I'm guessing targett isn't ready as botman will be horrified knowing he's got lascelles alongside him and burn as left back v these. I thought we might get a chasing before seeing this team. I'm not exactly changing my mind seeing the line up now. Fucking hell. Let's hope Eddie's played a blinder?

Correct, I dropped it off after watching Lazio get an unexpected victory at Napoli. As I handed it to Charlie boy I said don't do anything with it that I wouldn't do before giving him a big wink. Say no more. Say. No. More. #Backdoor #Camilla #Pegging #MutualAnal #AppleDid'ntFallTooFarFromTheTreeWhatWhatWills?

He was a very decent striker to be fair, management? Not so much although I can only really remember him coaching alongside Souness so that was never going to work out well.

Three defeats in a rowah, marra. Think we'll get a chasing today then it'll be 14 cup finals to make sure we get European football and a justified claim for the better income streams that are due in with the league placing.

Good lad. 👍 (I'm bored, nowts on, I've given Mrs HMHM the chance to watch something and she's declined. Calcio it is). 👌

I'm too fucked.