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That's the first time I've actually heard Farage speak for ages, what a performative cunt he is. Looking to the different cameras etc like some modern day Goebells meets Bid-up TV host.

Only met one on an all dayer in the toon, started off ok then he was basically a farage fan boy and had the belief we would be too being from up here. He joined us but as he revealed who he was and I questioned him I basically started singing the spitting image song and it was getting to the point where I was seriously contemplating testing his jaw before he fucked off. Like I say, it was an all dayer and he was a cunt from London up for business.

Burn the cunt down tbh.

Said it from day one, the summer situation was FIFA's get out clause if they really wanted it. The bid was based on it and awarded with on the premise of it. T&C's weren't met.

Don't forget the trademark 😎

'Always with the bicycles!'

'Hairy mot' being a particularly good one and of it's time.

Knights of football stepping into TT..... Knights of football ten minutes later..... "Ah, fuck."

'Eeee, ah saw it and I thought ya dad could do with a decent jockstrap and it was on offer.'

The Brazil battering was the standout, no doubt. It was ok but that's it, like Renton's Germany WC some of '14 seems to have passed me by. 2002 was horrendous purely for the time difference let alone the actual football on display. I watched a couple of games at around seven in the morning after finishing a night shift and didn't get to half time without falling asleep. No night games? In a World cup? Fuck right off. The fucking non stop horns in South Africa, everyone kinda politely smiled at first but if they had their way they'd have summoned up the ghosts of Pik W Botha's (however you spell it) riot police to tear gas the annoying cunts after a week of it.

I have to disagree with Renton's view of the Germany WC in 2006. It was a more than decent world cup sandwiched between two horror shows of Japan/South Korea and the South Africa tournament. España '82 was the first I remember but it's a bit vague now as I was only about 8 1/2! Mexico ''86 I loved, Italia '90 was great then it started to go downhill. USA '94 was compared to the previous ones and I didn't care for it that much but with hindsight it pisses all over 2002 and 2010. France '98 was ok. Brazil and Russia were nothing to write home about tbh. Expecting this to be a shit show as well.

Not coming to a world cup near you soon..... 'Damn you, FIFA! Damn you all to hell!'

Well advertise to the 'tons' who do care because those 'tons' who do care aren't on here, 'Albert'.

I got the retro version a few years ago, ironed on the umbro badge which I bought on eBay for about £4 and you couldn't tell the difference. I gave it to my mate as he'd helped me out a bit when I moved house a few years ago. (The medium size was a bit tight as well).

Give it a few years. #gettingup #night #piss #house

A ska band from Coventry.

Made with glewcewz.

PL and Gemmill to have a duel, the preferred weapon of choice of both to be a cloth handkerchief and a small bottle of chloroform. Both their lasses to stand on the sidelines tears streaming down their spiked faces singing, '3am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow.'.

William Storey right now....

Of course, of course he's been known to let them know how much disdain he holds them in, and, knock me down with a feather, when confronted they don't tell him to fuck off, blank him, mock him or heaven forbid, chin him. No, none of that shit, they meekly say fuck all, just look ashamed and shocked. Jackonory had fuck all on these lads.