Howmanheyman

Howay the time traveling sports washing shirt!

"There's been a beheading at the women's cup game at St. James' Park, Chris Kamara, but who to?"

I haven't got Instagram or Snapchat let alone tiktok.

Do they think that in the days Gateshead was in County Durham that it was wall to wall R&W country or something?

When CT's taxi breaks down..... "Gott in himmel!!"

Any hypothetical situation will do if it involves us from being relegated, not winning anything, owners selling and sparking a Mag like one of those charvas who always seem to fantasise about someone doing something bad to one of their kids so they can tell you that they'd chin whoever did it in their made up tale.

Watched it last night......

"Some of my friends are Geordies and Newcastle United fans, really good lads who stick up for me and I'm proud to call them friends but the fucking cock sucking Saudi mag bassas can go hump a camel the fucking scummy mag scum. FTM you utter cunts."

Gemmill's lass: "What the fuck are you doing wanking over question time?!?!" Gemmill: "I'm just showing solidarity to poor Dehenna." Gemmill's Lass: "You dirty bastard!" Gemmill: "It's not what you think, she's just 29, bonny and surrounded by Tory men, she's not a cunt at all...... And talking of her cunt.......fap, fap.....fap fap......spurt......aaaaaahhh, Dehanna."

I genuinely couldn't give a fuck about England so say this not out of any frustration at all but when you look at how Eddie Howe got a tune out of players who looked finished compared to his predecessor then look at some of the players Southgate has then I can't help but think my long-standing opinion that Southgate is a very limited manager, (going back to his club days) hasn't altered one jot.

An absolute tramp of a club. Can't take them anywhere, European football can thank it's lucky stars that these cunts have been nowhere near the place in about 50 years.

Another canny Tory.

No.

We've beaten them four games on the belt then another occasion it was a five game run. I never heard anything about runs apart from the enjoyment at the time. Closest I can think of having one over them and mentioning it was a 26-ish year unbeaten record at their place. File it in the 'NE top dogs' category which only exists if they beat us or finish higher but disappears like mist on a spring morning when the natural order inevitably settles down.

Tbh I'm not as arsed as I might've been, one of my mates just got a two and half year ban from the club and without going into the details they could've been a bit more diplomatic and slapped his wrist.

No ticket this time, was busy at work, got on at 10.40, 5 min wait, very limited choice and every seat I picked it just kind of froze and then eventually put me back in the queue! Got on again and the same thing happened. I'd blame the internet but everything else is working. First game this season I've not got a ticket when I've tried to buy one.

To be fair they're right, he could do a job in the championship, he just wouldn't be prepared to play at their lower league level.

ST get first dibs on cup tickets, for league games they get equal dibs with members, (they're members too). General sale is very limited availability.

"2-1 to Japan, Herr Kaleun"

It's like Goodison Park in between the boos.

Look like 'Tyneside' on PES from around 2000. Shite.

Have you got kids with you?