Howmanheyman

Good tackle = yellow card.

I'm genuinely worried about arsenal if this is our rehearsal.

To air shot that? Fuck sake.

Terrible ball by Sandro, we've been shocking in the second half, shocking.

We're flying close to the sun here.

Need to wake up a bit here.

He can't believe @thebrokendollisn't in the Gallowgate end.

Get in!!!

Deserved a goal.

Burn and Schar losing possession deep in their half isn't good for the heart rate.

Gloomy in the style of the fish; "The fuck did I do?"

Me every time big Joe hits a shot too high.

He's permanently livid.

Can't say I'm particularly confident today, purely because you can get at us at times, just have to hope we take the game by the scruff of the neck because we don't want another frustrating especially given potential results today then taking on the biggest moaning cunts in Christendom on Wednesday.

Raul Jimenez just dived onto Ciggy.

Looks like Rashford to Villa on loan. Interesting to see how that goes, can't see Emery putting up with a huffy player, might not be good news if he gets a tune out of him, gives others a break as well.

He's currently got wood.

".....and with their latest release, here's 'anthropomorphic rhinoceros' with 'Ray Stubbs final score'. Take it away."

"Ok Sandro, when you locate Roy Keane's arsehole you need to dive in till you locate Louise Taylor's feet, when you find them pull her back out via his rusty sheriff's badge, you might feel a bit resistance at the end when she clings on for dear life with her tongue. Buona fortuna, comandante!"

"Ok Sandy, when you dive in head towards the bottom and you'll come to what looks like a dead end but dive a bit more and there's an underwater tunnel, swim through the tunnel till you see a light above then head up to a small room, come out of the water and you'll see a lever, approach it head on then pull it down, this will then open the door that is locked, you'll have just enough time to go back the way you came before getting out the pool and jump through the now opened door before it slams shut. When you get through the door you'll be on the next level. You can do it, Sandy!"

I might leave when the realisation kicks in that it's not for me.

+1

Yeah, we know.

No less than £100m, definitely no less.

Being stuck in a lift with her and Glendenning....