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Everyone used to laugh whenever he did it but it proper buckled my dad, I showed this to him a year or so ago and said 'listen to this a minute' and it was like going back thirty odd years. I think if my sister walked in with that lad and said she's marrying him and then said it's the Indian warcry bloke he'd have been welcomed into the family no questions asked.

His finest few weeks, he scored at Chelsea in a 3-1 win.

Aye, it's a really good listen, he's usually good value is Bez. He can talk for England which makes you think why some of these TV stations have the likes of scholes on who can barely string a coherent sentence together or Murphy who's a walking sleeping tablet.

Financial fair play?

Sunderland POV..... Sunderland 🤝 Bilbao Bilbao POV..... "Who the fuck is that club?"

Fuck that, Poland and Mexico.

Where's that gif of the cheerful teenage lad saying hello to everyone going upstairs into his room taking a deep breath then bursting out crying? Anyway, like dangermows he ensues everyone knows he's not bothered in the slightest because he's got the trademark 😎 emoji.

I bet the pair of them were in denial?

I honestly thought if Lovejoy was still vaguely involved in 'entertainment' it would be having a slot on a local radio station somewhere like Cyprus and hang around with other ex-pats.

Lovejoy, what a cunt and not just any cunt, a glory hunting Chelsea one. Hasn't got a fucking scooby about anything but does have a podcast.

If you watch the match on YouTube, (it's all on in segments) it's goosebumps atmosphere. Watched it live, taped it and watched it about 50,000 times afterwards.

"I was sitting with Dave, we were watching TV I said; Hey Dave, what do you see? Do you you see the stats? Do you see Xg? Will you and paddocklad argue on TT? Wooooooh! Woooooh!"

I've been seeing plenty of political publicity stunts. There's just been one on that shit jungle show.

I see the A team..... I see the A team.

FFP doing a shit job if they can't compete unless, despite rigging everything in their favour, they've still made a pigs ear of their finances? What a set of cunts.

We're mentally fucked by their six wins and we'd be running scared on and off the pitch again? Outstanding, and I mean outstanding stuff there, like. 👍

She's a better DJ tbh.

I'm never away from the lost and found mackem dept with my proof of identity so I can claim a mackem Z list celebrity as a Geordie. It's a favourite hobby of mine and makes my insignificant life in my insignificant city complete. It's all I've got to live for as my team is really, actually shit and are just lucky at the minute and it's only a matter of time before we're sold by pif so they can buy Man U or Liverpool so I want to claim as many mackens as Geordies as I can so I too can look cool on holiday as I talk to fans of other teams who must hate Newcastle anaarl. FTM.

We've been so lucky. I feel like Dick Turpin every time I walk away from a win. 😁

They should ask for the maximum tickets allowed. And then for some more.

What's the xR on this then?

It's always at the places you wouldn't expect.

Questions need to be asked here, mind.

FFFFFEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMM.

Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'Could I have a large aperitif?' Barman says, 'I wouldn't have thought so'.