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Nah, it's all about the imagination.

Imagine your 23 and living in your mam's house and having to have a wank when she goes to the shops. Who would you wank off to? Razzle Big busty girls Playboy Littlewoods cattalog Sports illastratad Page three of the sun Cattalog for me, marra. Unlike the sun, you can't propalee see the nippals but you have more lasses to look at and you get to imagine what theya tits and fannies would look like if theya weren't wearing a bra and knickas. FTM. (Might've said the fust three but the shop keypa might tell me mam, like, so that's a no from me, like).

"I see you're supporting Liverpool again, Michael?"

I fucking hate them both.

Tell me you've lost 5-1 at home in the championship without telling me you've lost 5-1 in the championship.......

Nev and Carra on the mic, natch.

Got the sound down until kick off for the El Cuntico game. Whatever happens they'll be stroking themselves about something, Man U wins and they'll be back in the title, no honestly, race, if it's Liverpool who win they'll be OVERTAKING NEWCASTLE INTO 5TH PLACE and looking for the CL spot.

Ex-Everton Hinchcliffe being biased towards Everton on Sky shock!

He's ok for now as a squad player, just don't expect anything if he's one on one with the keeper.

There's been a major weather warning alert issued for the North East, particularly the wearside area.....

Neil had to have security around him as their fans apparently chucking stuff at him. Classy as per, mackems.

Know idea what channel it was, but I put their game on near the end and it must've been the Sunderland championship channel, mackem commentary on and when I wanted to see the goals from the game at the end they just kept playing Elvis singing wise men say and showed their past goals against us, I shit you not!

Should've been six, good save from Gayle, should've scored........FT whistle BEEEEWWW.

Mackem commentator just said it's been like that for the last twenty minutes.

Estadio del seats empty Official attendance 43,000 THERE'S NOT 43,000 NOW.

🎵 Tell all the boys you know Dwight Gayle will always score goals With his left and his right He'll score them all night Dwight Gayle will always score goals 🎶

Sunlin till they strop They're sunlin till they strop It's pointless getting pramowashun One saysun and they'd drop.

I don't necessarily disagree with that but we're making it all the harder when we waste some of these chances.

Would you prefer 'cunt'? I'm sure it can arranged?

I loved how 'Fletch' went into great detail earlier on about our woeful record against these down there and seemed puzzled about how these things happen? It's a mystery to me as well, like.

These fluffed chances are absolutely killing us since the WC.

George and Mildred on the mic not helping my mood.