Howmanheyman

I loved how 'Fletch' went into great detail earlier on about our woeful record against these down there and seemed puzzled about how these things happen? It's a mystery to me as well, like.

These fluffed chances are absolutely killing us since the WC.

George and Mildred on the mic not helping my mood.

First game where I've thought Wilson looks like he's out of confidence as much as looking fucked.

Lascelles.

I'm guessing targett isn't ready as botman will be horrified knowing he's got lascelles alongside him and burn as left back v these. I thought we might get a chasing before seeing this team. I'm not exactly changing my mind seeing the line up now. Fucking hell. Let's hope Eddie's played a blinder?

Correct, I dropped it off after watching Lazio get an unexpected victory at Napoli. As I handed it to Charlie boy I said don't do anything with it that I wouldn't do before giving him a big wink. Say no more. Say. No. More. #Backdoor #Camilla #Pegging #MutualAnal #AppleDid'ntFallTooFarFromTheTreeWhatWhatWills?

He was a very decent striker to be fair, management? Not so much although I can only really remember him coaching alongside Souness so that was never going to work out well.

Three defeats in a rowah, marra. Think we'll get a chasing today then it'll be 14 cup finals to make sure we get European football and a justified claim for the better income streams that are due in with the league placing.

Good lad. 👍 (I'm bored, nowts on, I've given Mrs HMHM the chance to watch something and she's declined. Calcio it is). 👌

I'm too fucked.

Paul Jewel? Just noticed he's already been mentioned.

I'd say the cunt Mark Hughes but isn't he usually sacked for somebody else to take the hit? Is one possibly Chris Hughton?

Is one Pearson?

Purely out of easiness and not buying other players.

Joey or Warren?

£25k if someone pays the other half? If we can get a few million and get him off the books then that's great but if not £51,000 a week for the next three years for someone who's not going to get a sniff of a game is a prime Mike Ashley shit sandwich he's left.

MMYP

I wonder what his wages would be over three years? It wouldn't be a stretch to imagine us partly funding his wages in the championship for the next three years. Apparently he's on £2.6m a year?

And this is where Ashley/Penfold have left the building but clogged up the drains with their shite left as they've departed.

I thought we'd still be paying Hayden or at least partially funding him, plus he's been injured iirc so can't see Norwich buying him? Shelvey and Wood were no brainers really, a decent fee in plus their wages gone.

Let's hope so.

If money isn't too tight too mention then I've no real problem either, my concern is his wages could end up hindering upgrades in other needed positions if he ends up a bench player?

His old contract was up in June '24, his new three year deal I presume wipes this out so he's here now till '26 unless someone pays us good money for him which I don't really think is going to happen. I'm not so sure this is such a great move if I'm being harsh on him, particularly with FFP in mind, we all love the effort but all too often that's all there is and he's so one footed it's painful. If he's upgraded and not getting a look in I'd imagine he's had a decent pay upgrade as well. This is no massive problem on a cunt 6 income but we're still tied into Ashley's 'who gives a fuck' deals and this won't start to be remedied until at least this summer and more than likely beyond that. Good lad and all that, grafts like fuck but is sadly a bit too limited in the long run, can anyone see him replicating his goal streak anytime soon or becoming Nobby-esque and putting crosses on a plate?

He wears a blue jacket, Blue jacket, Blue jacket. He wears a blue jacket With dimples on his chin.