Howmanheyman

Shows what they think of large proportions of the country. They're utter cunts and about as subtle as that saksie knacker.

Will be a bigger lass if what I was told is correct?

I don't really agree to be honest, one, wtf is a benefit community? A lot of people who never work won't vote anyway and there's different payments for different things, will anyone on tax credits be an automatic racist? Disability payments? Probably the only group who receive any money from the state* who it might appeal to and who are likely to vote would be the pensioners. The next demographic would be those in work. *Other than Tory MP friends and relatives.

It'll be the 'benefit' stuff if it wasn't this.

You'll have to tell me what the xDIFF* is before I tell you, David. *Dive in feet first

I haven't said what the rumour is?

Well, haven't heard a NUFC rumour for a long while but just heard one about our number nine. It's never just a loss of form or injury is it? (It isn't about him owing Ashley/Llambias money through gambling).

Whenever you get an ex-player from another club in the studio you can just imagine them having Radiohead's Creep going through their mind sitting opposite Souness or Keane. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

I wouldn't mind it if everyone else was given the same privilege. Replace the four pundits after the game with two ex-Wolves and two ex-NUFC next Sunday, Also two ex-players on Comms. Let's see the same coverage and if not, why not?

All jokes aside, can you imagine the same back and forth with any other two clubs on sky? Two sets of perma-pundits allowed to go on for however long they like, allowed to bait and disagree with each other as if this is the norm. Now imagine another club playing them with a irregular pundit not arguing too much in case he doesn't get asked back on, shut down quickly or agreeing so as he doesn't appear biased. The fucking arrogance these clubs, their pundit ex-players have not to mention sizable sections of their glory hunting supporters have is is unreal. And the best thing? Sky and BT metaphorically getting on their knees and piping them off as if it's perfectly ok. For them. Not your club. Any criticism is dissected, argued, defended as there's a pundit who'll stick up for his club and is allowed the space to do so. When you think about it, it's bollocks, like.

Saw two Liverpool fans yesterday at work. One actual Scouser and one glory hunter. Guess which one was gloating like fuck and being an annoying cunt the most?

37. It's radge how much older people looked back then. I once worked with someone who looked like a cross between this Aussie and Saddam Hussein when I was 18 and it turned out he was 24.

Nah, it's all about the imagination.

Imagine your 23 and living in your mam's house and having to have a wank when she goes to the shops. Who would you wank off to? Razzle Big busty girls Playboy Littlewoods cattalog Sports illastratad Page three of the sun Cattalog for me, marra. Unlike the sun, you can't propalee see the nippals but you have more lasses to look at and you get to imagine what theya tits and fannies would look like if theya weren't wearing a bra and knickas. FTM. (Might've said the fust three but the shop keypa might tell me mam, like, so that's a no from me, like).

"I see you're supporting Liverpool again, Michael?"

I fucking hate them both.

Tell me you've lost 5-1 at home in the championship without telling me you've lost 5-1 in the championship.......

Nev and Carra on the mic, natch.

Got the sound down until kick off for the El Cuntico game. Whatever happens they'll be stroking themselves about something, Man U wins and they'll be back in the title, no honestly, race, if it's Liverpool who win they'll be OVERTAKING NEWCASTLE INTO 5TH PLACE and looking for the CL spot.

Ex-Everton Hinchcliffe being biased towards Everton on Sky shock!

He's ok for now as a squad player, just don't expect anything if he's one on one with the keeper.

There's been a major weather warning alert issued for the North East, particularly the wearside area.....

Neil had to have security around him as their fans apparently chucking stuff at him. Classy as per, mackems.

Know idea what channel it was, but I put their game on near the end and it must've been the Sunderland championship channel, mackem commentary on and when I wanted to see the goals from the game at the end they just kept playing Elvis singing wise men say and showed their past goals against us, I shit you not!