Howmanheyman

Geddit? Geddit?

I once blobbed on a shift full of mackems, most of them canny enough lads although their gaffer decided to not include us in briefs which was unheard of, not one of them was really arsed on football, marra, as I think it was one of their relegation years, however of the shifts I blobbed with them one was where we took a 3-1 lead going into the last quarter of our QF tie against Sporting and somehow got beat 5-3 under tactical genius Souness. I got a guard of honour as the shift finished with much clapping and laughing. Even one of them who genuinely didn't like football was lapping it up. Part of me thinks it was a laugh, part of me imagines their faces if I'd have done the same back but that would've been a real feat of imagination thinking they'd be in a QF in a European competition or just being in Europe, full stop.

Not much thanks coming my way for doing a 12 hour night shift and missing the game so you could all enjoy that hammering.

If you squint your eyes he looks a bit like Shane.

Forgot to say, I'm at work tonight.

Also a big new studio for the magedia with an extended carpark as we can't expect the magedia to rely on the Magetro just in case there's a Sunderland home game and there's a carefully selected* strike on the same day. *Selected by the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen.

A: A lot B: Even more 😄 C. We're ganna need a bigger bank.

"...... AND IT'S LIVE!!!"

If Ashley was still here......

It happens all the time...... ..... If you use your......

RTG are going to love that, if only Ed could've hoyed in a 50,000 screaming Geordies line just to finish them off.

Their patter is on a par with fucking Gail Platt's the boring cunts.

Every fanbase has them but they've got a canny bit more than their fair share of sad sacks. Fuck them, the Duckworths, Kevin and Sally Webster.

Their manager had a mare on and off the pitch for this game, fuck all will be said by the same cunts who will even now go on about mind games about KK or if it's another manager of another club now. I'm sure if Eddie had as big a mare as Ten Slaag there'd have been Twit and Twat from the MSM asking if it was getting to him? Off the pitch, he gave the our lads a bit of extra motivation, his team's in game management and trying to slow us down was mercilessly slaughtered in the ground by our support and heard throughout the land by those who watched it but you'll not hear a peep out the mutv lot.

The fucks Catts, done, marra? FTM. (This reply was brought to you in the style of the fish if he was a mackem). (And in a feeling concise mood).

He's one of the players we would probably let go purely based on a good transfer fee until the money starts flowing in, we can't have a squad the size of Chelsea's or forest nor should we really want one, a transfer fee helps a more high priority position and could make the difference between buying three players to two players for example, happy to keep him if the pennies dropped, I think it has, but even then he's a bit erratic. Unfortunately you can't just collect footballers so if we want to buy, we're going to have to sell as well to generate the income and save on wages and it'll be more likely that someone will pay decent money for him than Hayden, Hendrick, Fraser etc.

Phenomenal stupidity and delusion from the founders of half the globe's football clubs.

Brittle cunt.

I'm saving that.

Didn't have personal bladder stream, used toilet's instead.

I won't see it but I hope some NUFC rep on sky is right now saying...... "How do you like them fucking apples?"

Likes a dance, though.

We could win, we could get beat but if anyone was more likely to inflict a hiding today I genuinely think it'll be us as I could see them collapsing quicker than us if it went pear shaped. Obviously be over the moon winning 1-0 in a shit game but we owe these cunts and not just for the final. It's about time we put them in their place in front of the MUTV presenters and pundits on sky and hopefully have some NUFC representative who's allowed an allocated comment at the end to say to them, 'How do you like them fucking apples, wor kid?'

The ref didn't give Anderson's goal and VAR thought there was enough for the ref to look again/pressurise the dickhead to disallow it. Honestly, it's a fucking joke and yes, I know it's the easily influenced officials who are making it that way.