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Aye, we got a bit out of hand. In our defence it was a hellish journey and that was just finding a strange bar in Washington at midnight who had a bus on as the tickets were a last minute job and you'd have thought Cardiff was in some remote location like the Antarctic the hassle we had trying to find a way of getting down.

I'm pretty sure I've only been twice, first was a pay on the gate game on an unheard of Monday night game on something called BSkyB iirc for a 3rd or fourth round replay, I don't know what happened to the planning but there was thousands went down which they really weren't expecting and a young Roy Keane scored a third and tried to be Billy big bollocks in front of our flasks support who were in their seats in the main stand, separate to the rest of us in the in the terraces. They weren't amused and got up to have a word with the cheeky scamp, a la the benches in the East Stand. Anyway, Clough had already seen bother and our fans on their pitch a couple of years earlier so was less impressed with Keane than the youngster imagined and subbed him off asap. 3-0 defeat. Went when Hughton's side pissed Div 2 but we were beaten down there again. Half five ko and I'm not saying me and my mate over indulged on the train plus getting there at dinner time and straight in the bars but my pal went to walk out at HT thinking it was the final whistle.

I'm not on twitter anymore but had a quick look at the curry trust spat. Fucking glad I'm off there, what a pile of shit, man. Looks like he wants people to join him and he's not happy he doesn't know any of the trust? Guess what? Neither do I, but here's the rub, I don't fucking know you either, dipshit!

Our record at forest isn't the greatest so things can only get better.

We all just thought it was makeup? Fucking hell, I feel like shit now.

The man from Del Monte took one look and said 'no'.

Has a face that would make an onion cry.

I think it is, he sorted the green man which was previously open to away fans to be open to away fans but didn't want to talk about it. It's a no from me as well.

Right, we've had our fun, (well you lot have), but from now on, nobody, and I want to make this absolutely clear, nobody, is to shoehorn a fish style pun in unless I blow a whistle, (hint, I haven't got a whistle). Anyone doing so gets an aquamatic one week ban.

Nope.

Got two but had to join the multi device crew as I missed out on Leeds, Liverpool and wolves. (Got ones for Brentford, Bournemouth and palace funnily enough). One was 16,000, mine was 8,000, wife's was 6,000 and the bairns phone was 1,600 which is how we got two. Haven't heard a fucking peep about membership issues for home games as it's clear if it doesn't affect them and their mates then it's a lower priority.

Bloke in the cafe turned around to wykiki before he left and said, 'Keep to the road, stay off t'moors, lad'.

My place describes the sick pay scheme as 'world class' and it's the only place I've been which has felt the need to do this and is also one of the worst sick pay schemes I've had where I've worked. It's not that bad, but they'll take it off you for 6 - 12 months if you've ever had to use it. 'World class' (FAO NUFC, don't go after any players described as 'world class'. It's a trap.)

I'd love to say this fish pun bollocks has pike'd my interest but it really hasn't. (I'm now annoyed with myself, tbh).

Tickets go on sale today, folks. Also, had an email from the trust to fill in a survey, but yet again the questions, man. Do you think the tickets for the final were done broadly right? Then a couple of Q's about how many away tickets corporate and the players should get. I feel so represented it's untrue! (I'm assuming they're getting heat from members with quite a few loyalty points but who've just missed out and they can't humblebrag on twitter so they're going after the players tickets?

Seconded.

She needs to step back from QT iyam?

They reckon Winkleman has a forehead like lieutenant Worf, err, I mean lescott which is why she's had the same fringe covering it for the last forty years.

Toontastic: (Nothing) Wykiki: "I tell tha for nowt, that winklecunt has shit 'aircut and is funny as a weekend on t'piste with folk from Lancashire. She thinks she's summit special that one, mark my words."

I'm having a pint in the crow's nest. 👍

Classy hitting a 14 year old lad who was with his 11 year old sister. Classy as fuck, marra.