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"Woooah bonny lad! Ah protect me sources to the hilt, it's me opus memorandum! So don't be giving away me top Saudi source, Didi from Munchies whose uncle lives on the Saudi/Iraqi border, he's also got an Emre poster up on the wall with a 2005 shirt on so he's my go to man if we get any turks an aahl. Errr.......pretend ah never said Didi, it's definitely not him, errr.... it's the other miserable cunt who works there. The one with the tache. He's the source."

I usually took the kids to school, one day I didn't and one of the mams asked the wife if I was ok as I looked gaunt. Looking back at old photos I just looked slim but I suppose it depends on the starting place of who's viewing you? We both put a bit of weight on after the kids were born so by the time they were in the infants/junior school I'd done something about it so probably looked to some that I could be unwell. Stress at the time probably helped lose it as well plus the job I was doing at the time was a physically active one.

I had the same around 2012, couldn't say that now though!

They can fucking shove it.

Sitting in the house watching it like I was when we beat them down there.

"Hey! Loving your football output Josh but we're getting some negative feedback from the oldie dinosaurs who support clubs that aren't 'United' or Liverpool football club. They're saying it's just Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's channel. Any ideas to pacify them a bit, the subscriptions are falling through the floor otherwise I wouldn't give a flying one." "Yeah, sooner those 'saurs die off the better! Leave it with me, I've had an idea I've been chewing over for a while, might be a good time to put it out there!" ......A few weeks later.......

One of the Irish celebrity Man United fans like Eamonn Holmes, great bunch of lads.

The pause was probably for dramatic effect I'd guess?

Sorry, I just like this video.

Never expected it.

PSR doesn't allow for investment you might be able to make if you have an influx of money if you're stuck with sponsorship/commercial revenue from a previous owners regime, (hello mike!) PSR allows clubs without previous restrictions who have grown their commercial revenue due to onfield success from unrestricted access a free hit, clubs like us and villa have got to grow the hard way which short term they can do but we can't get the megabucks without success and the others up there have a great revenue supply and advantage from a previous system that has effectively pulled the ladder up by allowing them their investment but not others. It fucking stinks in the long run.

Luckily CCTV in the Yorkshire cafe captured that exact moment. "My mate is 6'7". He's 80Kg and is lean. We were in a caf in Harrogate and this fat cunt looked him up and down and said to him 'Well arent you a tall one' My mate looked at him and said 'Aye and you're fat."

Make your mind up, Gemm.

I'm hoping that this is like the Bobby Robson transitional season where we finished 11th twice but had the basis of a really good side before the right signings pushed us to CL the next season. The difference being our base is higher than Robson's was back then. It's a big gamble though and one that's been forced on us really. I just hope our ducks are all lined up with movement allowance for any unexpected bargains that can't be missed.

Is it some sort of phobia?

Was the barman a yank?

The Derby della Madonnina today then El Trampico tomorrow? "Monsieur, with these big derbies you are spoiling us!"

I just don't want to watch the sky chumps wanking extra hard for Terry Henry.

If West Ham win tomorrow it's been a decent weekend. (not really but y'knaa).

Milan derby on TNT if anyone doesn't want to listen to sky creaming themselves at FT.

As soon as Drury started the carefully written 'ad lib' on hand over from the sky studio I switched it over to the global PL feed, he's tragic, getting more excited for Liverpool chances than our actual goal that time at Anfield was him all over.

Foden's looked shit.

Someone behind the goal waved a crucifix at him just as he was about to shoot.

Need arsenal to beat Man City then hear that north London forever dirge.