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Renton and wykiki coming face to face in London, definitely no pun intended....

Bad week for them. They salvaged a draw at home to Watford but it was always going to be a case of after the lord mayor's show for them after our SF on Wednesday, their emotions would've been all over the place.

He's American and obviously doesn't have a fucking clue

When you pulled LTAs threads I was in the middle of posting to @Gemmill that the co-commentator to the odious Martin Tyler was Clive Allen who normally isn't too bad and usually does foreign games but sitting next to Tyler who was probably huffed he wasn't at Old Trafford or Anfield wouldn't have helped? I also mentioned before that Tyler's ego was such that when sky sacked him off he went up to Manchester to hand over, (in front of the cameras, naturally) his notes for the game where shouts 'Aguero' to a bemused looking Sergio Aguero. Obviously he had that smug looking grin on his face. He was all the then new BSkyB could get as most of their targets binned them off. Never rated the bloke as much as he obviously rated himself.

"Yes sir, what would you like?" CT: "Err, I can't speak, errr.....best breastaurant in my life time, errr..... I'll have two dumplings please with squirted cream on them! Lol!"

Victoria Beckham's more of a fan than that cunt.

Apparently it wasn't a free kick either?

I tell you what, when you compare Isak's 'offside' v Arsenal and his 'offside' v Liverpool at Anfield then see Man U's the other night.... the fear is real from officials because they know it won't be swept under the carpet v the red cartel like it is v anyone else and that's one of the reasons Ferguson, Arteta, Klopp etc all have been doing the touchline theatrics for years.

To be fair, he sometimes wears glasses when attempting to look serious so there's that and err....? (Bloke's a total knacker).

I've got an EV but I'm fucked if it was going to be a Tesla, one because it wasn't part of motability, (quelle surprise!) and two, before I'd even heard of musk properly I just think they look shit. Now I know who and what he is they could make the car available on motability next time, change it to look like James Bond's car coming out of the sea onto the beach and I'd still think 'nah'.

@Monkeys Fist Sorry to hear your Mam's troubles, mate. It's a bit disappointing they can't pinpoint it up till now and this age can tough, you worry about your kids, they grow up then you have to start all over again worrying about elderly parents. Hope it's sorted for her soon and sorry I don't really have any advice from experience for you.

"There's a voice...... Speak to us voice......hang on..... I'm getting the words.....maxi.....no, that's not it....taxi!!! Yes, taxi......and..... queue. Also the word rohypnol."

I think we've a chance of getting rid of a few ghosts and hangovers, but, and it's a big but, we need to not have any freak injuries or suspended players, I mean playing a bloke in a final who hadn't played for three years whatever it was while our back up keeper was on the other sides bench was peak NUFC at Wembley luck! However I get the feeling we'll be a bit more professional this time, hard game, they're used to winning cup finals, we're not but they're also used to swatting us aside, might be a surprise if end up not being that team on the day. What could ultimately fuck us if we perform, apart from bad ref decisions, is not beating them in 90 mins, they've just too much squad wise for 120 mins plus whereas we just haven't and a penalty shootout isn't going to be our friend if it got that far, 90 mins win or we're fucked but I think we can do it, I can see us being paggered before the thirteen minutes injury time if we're winning as well.

The new admin lass has used a different font in an email to wykiki so he's really uptight this morning.

He's missing Birmingham but not thought to be a big problem so probably precaution more than anything else I'd have thought?

The twelfth man is Peter Drury on the mic.

The atmosphere is flat as fuck.

You have to feel a bit for her that she never got to meet the likes of me, PL, MF and TBD. Poor lass.

Drury, out the massage oil down, repeat, put the massage oil down. Over.

Drury saying 'it's a corner' with all the excitement of me getting up at half four in the morning to go work because the corner was to the team Liverpool football club are playing, *checks notes* it's Tottenham they're playing apparently?

Missed it, just put it on five minutes ago, I see sky saved Drury for a special anfield night, I hope he remembered his massage oil for when he inevitably and furiously strokes himself when Liverpool score.

There was no such thing as manager but Seymour was absolutely de facto in charge.

By the way, anybody checked up on our friends down the road?

'Whanger'

Heroin injection kicking in I see?