Howmanheyman

🎵It started with a lisp...🎶

Like Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea, which one is worse? I'll go for Savage, just edges it.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Wor lass never throws stuff out so sympathise and that's just reminded me that we used to get that extra BH at my old place despite being in England, yet another T&C miss.

I very recently stumbled on the two arsenal TV fans with a spurs fan and the arsenal ones weren't the worst. Tbf, I only understood about 20% of what was said. Talk about man childs.

Announce........ M'BAPPE!

I missed some of this but what I did see was piss poor finishing and atrocious weather which played into Leeds hands. The ref struggled as well but one of those chances goes in then it's a good scrappy win and you take it. Totally understand Howe's thinking with playing Wood what with the busy schedule and arsenal on the horizon but I think it was clear early on it wasn't going to be his day, there was one attack where I think Willock broke through and he was struggling to get up with him in time where you'd imagine Wilson or an Isak would've had the turbo boost on. Bottom line is goals win games and we couldn't finish our breakfast yesterday. Yet another clean sheet was the best thing to happen, imagine if we'd somehow lost that?

Btw, only nufc seems to have this internal cup or top 4 shite, are we not allowed good things? I've seen us in the top 4 a few times, never seen us win a cup at Wembley so if we could find a way of winning something on our way to getting a CL spot that'd be canny, cheers. (Yes, I'm talking about us winning something, the relegation run in starts now).

It's the Corona remix you didn't know you needed.

Ah, that well known terrace ditty.

They used to slaughter him when he went to back to Goodison as Kendall or one of their local journalists used him as a scapegoat when EFC sold him in his second spell there, it wasn't going so well for HK so Speed got the greedy tag when he was quite happy to stay, pretty sure HK was hitting the sauce more than usual and Speed said nothing out of respect as I think he was an actual Everton fan as a kid and would've looked up to Kendall. Anyway, legend at Leeds United and Newcastle United, never got the bird when he left, goodison park return........Booooooooo! Booooooooo! (Though in this case they were sold a pup).

Juventus had one like that recently by Adidas and the back was virtually all white. We, (I) really don't want that although the front was class.

Is it now Antonio Mowbraynio now they've won a couple as I'm sure there was a few getting the pitchforks ready a few weeks ago?

Overhaul at the club continues, Ashworth having someone better in mind I'd guess?

At the risk of a gemmill retort BBC iPlayer are re-showing Tutti Frutti with Robbie Coltrane, Emma Thompson and a load of good actors for anyone who never saw it the first time, about six episodes and was very good with Coltrane and Thompson in great form. 👍

Andrew: 'Hold my beer.'

It was farcical, was a bit of a joke going around that Smith had been drugged and woke up in a Newcastle hotel with a pen in his hand and a signed contract in front of him. It wasn't just Ashley who was useless. Colin Suggett took charge but he wasn't convincing, was probably sub-Carver tbh.

I wonder how hard they tried? What wouldn't have helped their cause is he'd have had a very good idea of who he'd be working with and his limitations on what he could do.

I've recently bought it, wanted the toffs version which is better but they've lost the license.

Pele v Newcastle United at the HK stadium...... At Hillsborough.... And finally, at Stamford Bridge.....

As robin robin says it best in GIFs, here's his response live from his kitchen down under....

Banned for that?

We should've got Howard Kendall in at NUFC in the 80s, did a really good job at Everton, (but was a boyhood Mag).

Good read. 👍 One of the comments has a scouse MLF version. Scouse mackems indeed! Barry Gray 24 MIN AGO As an Evertonian living in Bournemouth, the failure of the EFC board to recruit Howe given the numerous opportunities they had shows everything that is wrong within the EFC hierarchy. Howe, (a boyhood Evertonian), worked a modern-day miracle with the Cherries on a tiny budget. He would have been far more considered and circumspect with Moshiri’s money and we might be challenging top 6 today, rather than relegation fodder.