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Fair point.

Allardyce top by default as Steven Bruce is no longer managing in the PL.

Absolutely impossible to pick favourite goals without forgetting about some or changing your mind but for goals witnessed first hand I'd doubt there'd be any from 1994 onwards tbh. Off the top of my head; O'Brien chip v mackems at Roker 91-92 Kelly v Portsmouth SJP 91-92 O'Brien FK v mackems 92-93 Kelly v Grimsby Blundell 92-93 O'Brien pile driver v Boro at ayresome 92-93 (Ask me in ten minutes and I'll probably give you five different answers).

A pair of tickets or did you just settle for the eight?

I'm at work for both Brighton and Leicester so arsenal will be my last match of the season, hoping to make it through unbeaten.

I love arsenal fans trying to reinvent themselves as some kind of ultras, mind. it's like a fifty year old bloke growing a ponytail and hanging around nightclubs trying to impress twenty year olds. Stick to the library, lads.

Look! There's Ranveer Singh! Fucking sky, man.

Ahhh, Sunderland form.

That Darmesh knacker on sky punting Bournemouth's O'Neill for manager of the year. Done a good job but, howay?

Also, that was the pinnacle of their sorry existence wasn't it? The teary hugs etc in the not quite full steydeyum of light. 100% they were going down the following seysun and Moyes correctly realised he'd been sold a pup within his first couple of weeks. What money was left was pissed up the wall by their Messiah who couldn't fuck off quickly enough.

Like PL, that's also the first time I've seen this. Fucking hell man. I was starting to feel sorry for the genuine Everton fans, not the gobshites but after watching that they can fuck right off.

FTM'dYP

In the space of ten minutes on BBC news this morning: Coronation story, we're 'all' looking forward to it, 'everyone' wanting to be a part of it. (Whey aye!) A few minutes later: 'Let's take a look at the cost of living crisis in the Euro zone'. (They're great at scrutinising problems outside of the UK, mind). Fuck off, man.

Just checked it now. (The dopey cunts).

Well now I didn't check but one of the lads I was working with, (NUFC) said it and another, (Mackem), confirmed it. I'm not 100% surprised they've got it wrong and I did say are you sure?

Shaking, shaking I tell you.

Are they both trying to get relegated?

Apparently getting in the playoffs is in their own hands despite being seventh as I'm taking it two teams above them are playing each other. This should be their absolute primary concern, not saying they shouldn't want us to beat at the same time, they can obviously multi task that but we should be a minor concern to them atm.

As a Brucie's bonus I'm sure he's on the coaching staff at Everton so you could have revenge on his current club and his former club in the same season.

It says Mourinho is shaking as he could be about to lose Dybala to Newcastle, the bianconeri are going to entice him to England.

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

Burn was excellent in the second half.

Gaslighting.

"NO! I AM NOT A CUNTTT!!!! GNNNNNAAHHHH!!!!!"