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I love arsenal fans trying to reinvent themselves as some kind of ultras, mind. it's like a fifty year old bloke growing a ponytail and hanging around nightclubs trying to impress twenty year olds. Stick to the library, lads.

Look! There's Ranveer Singh! Fucking sky, man.

Ahhh, Sunderland form.

That Darmesh knacker on sky punting Bournemouth's O'Neill for manager of the year. Done a good job but, howay?

Also, that was the pinnacle of their sorry existence wasn't it? The teary hugs etc in the not quite full steydeyum of light. 100% they were going down the following seysun and Moyes correctly realised he'd been sold a pup within his first couple of weeks. What money was left was pissed up the wall by their Messiah who couldn't fuck off quickly enough.

Like PL, that's also the first time I've seen this. Fucking hell man. I was starting to feel sorry for the genuine Everton fans, not the gobshites but after watching that they can fuck right off.

FTM'dYP

In the space of ten minutes on BBC news this morning: Coronation story, we're 'all' looking forward to it, 'everyone' wanting to be a part of it. (Whey aye!) A few minutes later: 'Let's take a look at the cost of living crisis in the Euro zone'. (They're great at scrutinising problems outside of the UK, mind). Fuck off, man.

Just checked it now. (The dopey cunts).

Well now I didn't check but one of the lads I was working with, (NUFC) said it and another, (Mackem), confirmed it. I'm not 100% surprised they've got it wrong and I did say are you sure?

Shaking, shaking I tell you.

Are they both trying to get relegated?

Apparently getting in the playoffs is in their own hands despite being seventh as I'm taking it two teams above them are playing each other. This should be their absolute primary concern, not saying they shouldn't want us to beat at the same time, they can obviously multi task that but we should be a minor concern to them atm.

As a Brucie's bonus I'm sure he's on the coaching staff at Everton so you could have revenge on his current club and his former club in the same season.

It says Mourinho is shaking as he could be about to lose Dybala to Newcastle, the bianconeri are going to entice him to England.

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

Burn was excellent in the second half.

Gaslighting.

"NO! I AM NOT A CUNTTT!!!! GNNNNNAAHHHH!!!!!"

If course he's acted the cunt, of course sky wouldn't pull him up on it and even more of course he'd say fuck all away to Blakelaw social club, he's a cunt, not daft.

EH'dYP

I think that consummate tit Simon Jordan had Howe down as a bottler or some such shite for turning down Celtic before he joined us.

Tyler even managing to shoehorn the Collymore quip in the absolute, fucking southern wanker.

Tyler was utterly devastated at that equaliser. Think he realises as he's reigned it in a bit for Liverpool's fourth.