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His nose is too near his arse.

Richards reckons Liverpool haven't had much luck? I can't...... I just can't.......

Carra on the mic, dalglish's daughter presenting with ex-liverpool redknaap in the studio.

'That'll do! That'll do!'

Carra not sure if foul on Brentford player is a foul?

Are Liverpool players allowed to foul at will?

Carra not so keen to make an issue on Allison's time wasting it seems?

I love how sky have carragher on permanent Liverpool duty and Neville on permanent Man U commentary and don't seem to think it's a problem to anyone?

The sky commentary, 'only taken 18 minutes for the feel good factor to go' I'm not one to presume Leeds fans feelings but I'm guessing that being in a relegation fight with allardyce as your manager will have the feel good factors in pretty short supply around elland road?

One off dispensation because of the royal shite.

He could annoint himself.

Nice to see the Beastie Boys getting an invite.

Found it.....

I can't find it now but there was a fucking tremendous cartoon strip, (Viz?) ripping the piss out sad sacks like these where two men royal fans end up shagging a blow up doll with a royal mask on it.

I wonder how long it'll be before Nikel Faragescu is standing in front of a poster of Brits queuing to get into his homeland whilst pointing at it with a sad face?

It's already far cleaner apparently.

First the Excel time-in-motion stuff now this?

Imagine?

Who? Anyway, the friend is a female Romanian pharmacist who's told them the best places to go, so far they love it. They're in Cluj so if we get them in Europe it's good and it's cheap.

Eldest daughter and a couple of her mates having a few days away in........ Romania. Apparently the apartment is lush and so is where they're staying. Recommended by a friend they work with. Fair play for trying new places.

Sitting in the garden, lovely day. Holiday in for tomorrow's game, back to work on Monday night, zero tolerance for TV royal licky bum bum stuff.

I thought it was on this Monday hence the BH? The missus is a little bit of a royalist but fortunately doesn't like Charles and Camilla unlike me who has no time for any of them. No TV coverage here, then.

They've already caused the damage they were paid to do.