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Would anyone be confident of going to the Emirates and winning then going to old Trafford and doing the same a few days later? If anything that result on Sunday is a warning we need to be focused, cut out the shit, give them the respect they deserve and be on it all game plus be prepared to do a bit of defending. It's going to be a hard game but it's also going to be a hard game for Brighton after they've went to arsenal and twatted them to expect them to come up here and do it all again when, if anything, our need realistically is greater than Arsenal who in their hearts must've knew it was over anyway. Keep the faith, crank the noise up, don't be fucking fannies in the stands if Brighton are keeping possession, treat it like arsenal at home last year, patience when not on the ball and get at them when you can. Beat these and at the very worst we are four points ahead of Liverpool with two games left presuming they beat Leicester. If anything, Brighton might have just extra focused a couple of minds by beating arsenal so well. It's a tough ask for them as well to follow that up again up here a few days later. They're not Man City however good they play at times.

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Carra leaving the house to get down to Leicester to commentate on Liverpool tomorrow.

TBF they've all got a video to make or a shit football phone in to ring. (They'll not be going for a pint because they're weird).

DO. YOU. GET. ME. FAM.

Fucking lucky for those ultras that Coach Carvs isn't part of Pioli's coaching team.

Well done Brighton, not only fucked these entitled cunts over but also hopefully got a couple of goals out of their system. Short break for them then Thursday where I hope it's after the lord mayor's show for them. Still praying Leicester or villa stop the Liverpool golden boys from picking up three points in this next week, they've had everything go their way lately so are overdue a fuck up where they actually get punished.

Tyler devastated.

You have to hope we score when we get a chance because as impressed as I am with Brighton you get the feeling they sometimes need to score the perfect goal. A Callum Wilson winner off his arse or a improvised flick from Isak will do nicely.

So he has to let off the Brighton lad off for a yellow card revenge tackle. These refs are pony, like.

Not even a booking for martinelli? Whey aye!

Everyone: ....... Martin Tyler: ".....And it's liiiiive!!!" Everyone:

It's exactly the juventus kits, black and white stripes, that makes me think 'fuck that'.

Pickford's dive was like he was trying to click his heels together after jumping in the air but fucked it up fell down looking like an embarrassed gimp in case anyone didn't see it.

Pickford's dive for Man city's second......

He was fucking shocking, man. I dare say he'd have been just as generous with us if we were fouling left, right and centre but that wasn't our game was it?

I've said for a while I wouldn't want Adidas doing our strip again and this is another example of why......

Man City getting ex-Everton prick Andy Hinchliffe on the sky commentary by the sound of it? If they still don't have one of their own commenting on them by now with that team then I'm not too confident we'll have a look in with sky either in the future? Just remembered he played for man city as well. He's man city's version of Dyer then.

If there was a swear box in my house yesterday I'd now be bankrupt. OJ Simpson didn't get away with as much murder as their players and who could blame them when they had the footballing equivalent of diplomatic immunity from the ref who went out of his way pre-game to pat their players on the back and shake hands in the tunnel. You just knew watching that we going to get one of those ref performances. If he'd been a bit more on it I think we win that game, saying all that by the time we were winning we've only ourselves to blame plus a bit of bad luck with the flukey equaliser. I was a wreck by the end and that was sober as a judge. Can't be doing with this stress, like. Fortress SJP again on Thursday, please. The good news for everybody is I'm at work.

Anyone see the ref in the tunnel with the Leeds players? We're getting fuck all from him today.

Yes I'm nervous but that's natural, we'll get a response from last week, (not that we were poor), these are desperate but so are we, desperate for champions league football and I think we'll get the first three out of the hopefully four points we'll end up needing rather than the seven. (I think we'll get the seven anyway).

Someone sent me a link to this, nothing we don't know or feel but still made me chuckle a bit.

I still had those shorts with the 'new' badge on from the following year and sold them for small fee really a few years ago, 32" as well I think. Still got the green away shorts which just about fit the waist but it's like wearing underpants. (I went running in them once much to the dismay of Mrs HMHM but to the thrill of the female population of Tyneside.....

I loved that kit and the players wearing it weren't too bad either.

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