Howmanheyman

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We used to batter both Coventry and Boro most games but fuck Boro, out of sight, out of mind till you play them. They're not that far behind the mackems in their irrational hatred of all things Newcastle with quite a few of them. Fuck them, fuck Paul Frost and fuck 'Bairnie' Slaven the ex-Republic of Ireland 1990 squad member.

I'm nervous, loads at stake and obviously they're a quality outfit but as I mentioned the other day, it's also a tough week for Brighton having to play arsenal away then come up here when we have so much to play for plus under the lights. I hope we enough to get past these then enough in the tank to put Leicester to bed making Chelsea irrelevant, however, football's a funny thing. I've a sneaky feeling one of the English old firm arseholes are going to slip up on Saturday, Liverpool home to villa, the mancs at Bournemouth. Brighton might not actually be the key game as much as it seems that way right now. Two home games on a night time before Chelsea, win the first and it's looking a lot more close for us, particularly if my hunch that one of the NW arseholes drop points on Saturday. I'm at work so will miss this so just hoping we win as we're prone to doing when I've been at graft.

Klopp's being banned from the touchline from the 29th May till the 11th August. Unprecedented punishment for the Liverpool boss.

I was laughing the other day when I could vaguely hear Ryder ask him something and Howe started laughing at him as he spluttered something.

You know that they're toxic.

They're at the denying reality stage.

"It's alright, we play like Barcelona, we'll be ok."

Fascinating stuff.

🎶This means nothing to meeeee🎵

No, youvuzela.

His band is The traveling Wilburys.

Have a feeling one of us or Man United might miss out should they get past villa. I can't stand Man U but I'd give a little giggle if Liverpool beat villa, absolutely smashed Southampton 9-0 but us and the mancs win our next two.

They'll win by at least four tonight, these are finished and Southampton could be a similar score if not more as they'll be in a massive who gives a fuck mode.

Anyway, am I fuck watching the rest of this and listening to the sky cunts piping Liverpool off.

It's not going to matter tonight but that second goal looks offside but it's close and it's Liverpool so of course it stands. You just know if that is at Liverpool and we scored it, it's one squillion percent getting ruled out.

Anything could happen but sadly expecting high octave noises when Liverpool score combined with a strange fapping noise in the background with the words 'champions league' being in a few sentences. And that's just the sky lot.

So you don't recommend it now?

That's a good point, I'm nervous but I'd rather this nervousness than being worried about winning to stay up. I fucking hate that jabba bastard for inflicting relegation fights on this club after realistically being miles away from that shit when KK brought us back up.

That's a fair point so it wouldn't surprise me if we're a bit more cautious rather than go gung ho. It's still asking a bit to twat arsenal away and us away in a few days.