Howmanheyman

The twelfth man is Peter Drury on the mic.

The atmosphere is flat as fuck.

You have to feel a bit for her that she never got to meet the likes of me, PL, MF and TBD. Poor lass.

Drury, out the massage oil down, repeat, put the massage oil down. Over.

Drury saying 'it's a corner' with all the excitement of me getting up at half four in the morning to go work because the corner was to the team Liverpool football club are playing, *checks notes* it's Tottenham they're playing apparently?

Missed it, just put it on five minutes ago, I see sky saved Drury for a special anfield night, I hope he remembered his massage oil for when he inevitably and furiously strokes himself when Liverpool score.

There was no such thing as manager but Seymour was absolutely de facto in charge.

By the way, anybody checked up on our friends down the road?

'Whanger'

Heroin injection kicking in I see?

Fyp

I've seen that, he's sick of psr then halfway through pivots with fellow Scouse pundit sue smith to go into detail about the friedkin group not being able to progress Everton as a top six club. As subtle as a brick. Thick too. 'Have you ever played for Liverpool reserves? Did you ever sit on Liverpool football club's bench? Maybe you even made the odd football league cup appearance? Do you have a Scouse accent? Here at sky sports we're actively recruiting for people just like you!"

Genuine question, Albert. Are you not on any boxing forums? Surely this stuff would go down a treat on those? Also, why is your 'most recent visitors' thing disabled/blocked on your profile? (The plot thickens!)

https://snyder.substack.com/p/of-course-its-a-coup?publication_id=310897

I hope the train employee licking the arses of the arse posts on rtg, I'm sure his tale will be as entertaining as all the other many tales of encounters with opposition fans.

Got to say, haven't been this nervous of a semi since I watched broke back mountain.

Just tell them you're fans of massive lads and you'll be plied with drink, drugs, bait and any arsenal lass there will give you a knee trembler in the bog just because they love Sunderland and hate the mags anaarl.

"Woooah bonny lad! Ah protect me sources to the hilt, it's me opus memorandum! So don't be giving away me top Saudi source, Didi from Munchies whose uncle lives on the Saudi/Iraqi border, he's also got an Emre poster up on the wall with a 2005 shirt on so he's my go to man if we get any turks an aahl. Errr.......pretend ah never said Didi, it's definitely not him, errr.... it's the other miserable cunt who works there. The one with the tache. He's the source."

I usually took the kids to school, one day I didn't and one of the mams asked the wife if I was ok as I looked gaunt. Looking back at old photos I just looked slim but I suppose it depends on the starting place of who's viewing you? We both put a bit of weight on after the kids were born so by the time they were in the infants/junior school I'd done something about it so probably looked to some that I could be unwell. Stress at the time probably helped lose it as well plus the job I was doing at the time was a physically active one.

I had the same around 2012, couldn't say that now though!

They can fucking shove it.

Sitting in the house watching it like I was when we beat them down there.

"Hey! Loving your football output Josh but we're getting some negative feedback from the oldie dinosaurs who support clubs that aren't 'United' or Liverpool football club. They're saying it's just Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's channel. Any ideas to pacify them a bit, the subscriptions are falling through the floor otherwise I wouldn't give a flying one." "Yeah, sooner those 'saurs die off the better! Leave it with me, I've had an idea I've been chewing over for a while, might be a good time to put it out there!" ......A few weeks later.......

One of the Irish celebrity Man United fans like Eamonn Holmes, great bunch of lads.

The pause was probably for dramatic effect I'd guess?