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I'm going off a kid I work with tbh, says it's hard to get seats together unless you're very low in the queue. We've had a better chance as we could also go in the family enclosure which is the biggest in the PL thanks to a desperate fat cunt trying to get sell tickets on the cheap.

So you didn't bother with the coat hanger then?

If getting in becomes even more of a fuck on than it already is then I'm out. I've really enjoyed going this year with my daughter who's equally loved it but it's already going to be harder because she turns 18 in a few weeks so there's a decent block of tickets in the family stand now unavailable, and that wasn't exactly guaranteed in the first place. Ah well.

Tickets went on sale this morning for rangers away, McGregor testimonial, 8,000, (The Whole Broomloan Stand). ST holders only with 50+ loyalty points. I'm at graft and don't want to use needless holidays but looks like it's a decision I don't need to make anyway. (Unless UM can get me a ticket in their family enclosure and a discount code for a Celtic shirt).

If the missus asks what I've got her for her birthday or Christmas I always say chocolates and a dildo for the same reasons and I always get the look.

Same applied to Cher.

RIP, obviously.

When I think of Tina Turner the thing that comes to mind is 80's and 90's DJs, usually on Top of the Pops, inserting an almost contractual 'Still looks great.' either just before or after her singing and as a teen you'd scratch your head a bit.

If someone with access to RTG posted that picture on there, they'd then have to get away from that forum quicker than the pilots of the Enola Gay turned around after they'd released the atomic bomb over Hiroshima.

Leak the Saudi company for the fewm before actually announcing a market value busting mega-deal with Disney+ with Bambi and other cute Disney characters launching the deal in NUFC shirts for the lols.

And you can wash your mouth out too!

"So who do we think is going to challenge Manchester City next year?"

I'm praying we score first, longer it goes goalless the more the sphincter will twitch that these get one from somewhere.

Just got in five minutes ago and one potential relegation/CL clinching game and I haven't heard it mentioned! Fuck me, Sky. It's the game you're actually showing. I guarantee you, if this was Man U or Liverpool with the same thing at stake this wouldn't be occurring talking about yesterdays football. Pathetic yet not unexpected.

Ok, I'll put you out of your misery..... Get a coat hanger, climb onto your roof when there's a chance of lightning. With one hand hold the ethernet cable, with the other end in your router, and with the other hand hold the coat hanger towards the wrath of Zeus Thunderer whilst chanting "Zeus the all powerful, like Kylie, let me be shocked by the power, shocked by the power of love!" Then let us know how you get on?

Wash your mouth out!

Kid I was with was an excitable chap and was always at the front of idols when they were getting them oot for the lads. The lasses, with the help of the bouncers led him on stage, cuffed him to the bar, had a little dance in front of him before pulling his strides down then his Y-dogs exposing his very modest young chap while they carried on dancing for the audience and ignoring him. At the end of the couple of songs someone uncuffed him and let him hide his modesty and as I'm writing this I can't believe I didn't incorporate it into a knight Ryder diary entry.

Is that right?

I liked them but I didn't worship them either, tbh.

Ginola was something new, something else, especially earlier on but towards the end I wasn't too pissed off he was replaced with Robbie Elliott covering his position in a left back swap partnership with Bez. (They'd cover each other, Bez probably thought it was his birthday). Robert didn't have what Ginola had but was more effective and for longer despite his own strops. Loved both of them.

I've gotta say, allardyce taking a team down is quite a nice outcome although it obviously won't have anything to do with him in a way it had everything to do with Shearer when he took over near the end for us. Thems the rules according to Billy Bullshit Pundit.

I wonder if next season will be the one where we can finally say, Gemmil's got the hang of this Everton getting relegated lark?

In a shock outcome, Klopp, speaking on MotD complained that time wasting was out of hand and they should have had an extra five minutes.

To be fair, Mick was a funny cunt but other than that........