Howmanheyman

Ok, I'll put you out of your misery..... Get a coat hanger, climb onto your roof when there's a chance of lightning. With one hand hold the ethernet cable, with the other end in your router, and with the other hand hold the coat hanger towards the wrath of Zeus Thunderer whilst chanting "Zeus the all powerful, like Kylie, let me be shocked by the power, shocked by the power of love!" Then let us know how you get on?

Wash your mouth out!

Kid I was with was an excitable chap and was always at the front of idols when they were getting them oot for the lads. The lasses, with the help of the bouncers led him on stage, cuffed him to the bar, had a little dance in front of him before pulling his strides down then his Y-dogs exposing his very modest young chap while they carried on dancing for the audience and ignoring him. At the end of the couple of songs someone uncuffed him and let him hide his modesty and as I'm writing this I can't believe I didn't incorporate it into a knight Ryder diary entry.

Is that right?

I liked them but I didn't worship them either, tbh.

Ginola was something new, something else, especially earlier on but towards the end I wasn't too pissed off he was replaced with Robbie Elliott covering his position in a left back swap partnership with Bez. (They'd cover each other, Bez probably thought it was his birthday). Robert didn't have what Ginola had but was more effective and for longer despite his own strops. Loved both of them.

I've gotta say, allardyce taking a team down is quite a nice outcome although it obviously won't have anything to do with him in a way it had everything to do with Shearer when he took over near the end for us. Thems the rules according to Billy Bullshit Pundit.

I wonder if next season will be the one where we can finally say, Gemmil's got the hang of this Everton getting relegated lark?

In a shock outcome, Klopp, speaking on MotD complained that time wasting was out of hand and they should have had an extra five minutes.

To be fair, Mick was a funny cunt but other than that........

I see Tony Adams is still a brittle cunt trying to laugh at Forest after the match and take the piss in a jokey-I'm-not-bothered-really-that-we-lost-honest way the fucking knob.

Mick's had 'topless tottie' dancing at his pre-game shows since at least the KK years in various bars so I'm just wondering if it's still going on which might explain CT's main motivation for going to the Gate as it's shite.

Does he still have the topless dancers?

So just the 18 minutes of injury time in the 90 mins? Cool. Nothing to see here

They're pathetic.

Only time I've actually been in anfield, (never got to one of our games, even had to sit with the Scouse mackems in a bar down there as I wouldn't pay the touts price), was a Liverpool v villa game with my uncle from NI who supports them. Went as he had two tickets and was over here for that weekend and it finished 1-1. The most freaked out game I've ever been to as I couldn't believe the difference in atmosphere around a ground compared to ours. Was trying to suppress a big grin when villa took the lead but in a talking heads, same as it ever was, they got an equaliser from a pen and they were shit. Think it was the fag end of Dalglish or beginning of souness. Quiet all game bar the villa fans. Anyway, that's distracted me for a bit.

Nailed on.

Fuck me, is this PGMOL revenge for the lenient punishment?

He's a grafter.

Moi/mow. There's now hope for yow, Rents I'm telling yow. The Boro thing was the straw that browk the camel's back. Up the Villarr!

Tainted with the MLF malady.

That's the top and bottom of it. Hopefully the Villarr get at least a draw.

I tell you what, if villa do the business here, that combined with that equaliser against Brighton would have me seriously re-evaluating how I feel about this fantastic old club. Do yow get moi, villarrrr?

It's shameless how much some of these cunts commentating are so far up certain club's arseholes.