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Finally, FINALLY, we get to a Wembley final and emulate Sunderland's many 3rd division play off games there and obviously not forgetting the Papa John's Sherpa Van Trophy appearance.

It felt inconceivable that we'd ever be relegated again but who knew that jabba was lurking in the background. I was gutted about Bruno, still am but the edge taken off as I thought he'd miss Wembley. West ham is going to be a tough game especially after tonight and I'm hoping we sort ourselves by the time Liverpool come up. Absolute dream land if we beat them then fuck over the other NW arse cheek, Man U in the next match. We looked leggy as fuck second half though which is a worry when the business end of the season is coming up but hopefully Gordon slots in and helps with the fatigue levels.

This is nufc, I'm expecting to be put through the mill here even though I'm relatively confident.

I was off last week as well. Chill.

Sky doing their best to give this a real cheesey championship feel, fuck me.

Sky starting off tonight's coverage with Man United v Forest.

Well gentleman, I'm watching Dawn Thewlis on Look North for the first time in decades, Traitor Jeff Brown is outside SJP.

Last week Man U had Neville doing their match and we had ex-SAFC Don Goodman, who's doing tonight I wonder?

Nerves for tonight: Sunderland fans > Newcastle United fans > Southampton fans.

They won't sell to another 'big 10' rival.

Looks like the match has been called off as SSN didn't make any mention of it when I watched ten minutes of it and the BBC breakfast sports section also failed to say anything and the sports bit on BBC radio news I heard after dropping off the bairn to work haven't said a dickie bird about the semi-final of a cup competition. I'm sure they'll all say fuck all tomorrow as well when Man U play Forest for a place at Wembley.

Fixed.

Wouldn't be surprised if they sacked their U-21 coach last week and hired someone else for the new manager bounce as well. #itmeanswe'rederangederr,Imeanmore

I've heard when your lass goes away to visit family and you're left behind the sheets end up like plywood with a horrible, lingering smell.

Gordon gazump update. Well done to the ayatollah for the reminder.

One of them was maradona's cousin, said Diego had always admired Sunderland and hoped to sign for them when he knew he was going to Europe but insert reasons here why his club wouldn't sell him to the NE giants. What could've been, marra. FTM.

🎵 Irvine no more Sky no more Brazil 70 no more Promotion no more Irvine no more Sky no more Brazil 70 no more Promotion....... no .........more .......🎶

Tremendous. You have to love it when the dumplings boil over.

Spotted on @Alex's bookshelf at home.....

If they want overpaid examples then I refer the morlocs to a netflix series called Sunderland till I die and the episode where del boy trotter goes all in to buy Will Grigg.

No idea what that is but I don't have an alt account.

Aye, I've seen the pics.