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'Its an actual real live Sheila!'

I'd almost forgotten that, that also helped them massively as it got the crowd hot and bothered, broke up the play when we looked pretty comfortable against them.

I think Smith or the commentator raved about joelinton and put it down to the great coaching he's had which was almost a eureka moment if they had've realised what went before that great coaching, who was responsible and how much they praised the person responsible for the non-existent coaching. So Smith or the commentator, close but no cigar.

It isn't really one of us on here, is it? If it is, sorry mate......

Hope Eddie and the players remember last season's game where we had the beating of them but didn't punish them and let them grow into the game where their desperate tackling and fouling paid off. No fucking about this time.

If nothing else it's a distraction they/we don't need.

I wouldn't want our players being Southgated tbh even if that's a bit selfish.

Nowt to do with me!

They're a joke whoever edits the BBC site?

Hard lines, fam-blud.

Sky doing Rose and Dyer a favour like they've helped Merson out, tbh.

I'm nervous because it's getting to the serious end of the season. Such an important game for both sides, win it and we're surely not getting caught by these when you look at the fixtures they've got.

Interesting sky putting up spurs results against the top 7.

"Listen Gemmill, can you be more pacific, err, spa-siff-ic I mean?"

Smith's on commentary.

I see sky have got the big guns out for this CL rivals clash, Dyer, Danny Rose and Alan Smith.

Dear Bilbao, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer massive lads fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No" That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in Bilbao - you said if I'd write you You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither He used to always cheat on my mam and beat her I can't relate to what you're saying in your tweets about the Mags So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Marra, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Marra Stan. P.S. We should be together, too. FTM. [Dido:] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Massive-Lads-Fans, This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Bilbao marra, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I loved you, Bilbao marra, we could've been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See, marra,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey, marra, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk, But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Wear bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? FTM. [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

Those Everton fixtures.....

As MF says. No drinking yesterday as I was a taxi driver last night so about to get up for a piss and have a cuppa but won't stagger to the bog, won't knock anything over and my tongue has no historical resemblance to anyone's flip flops.

That'll be the bog irresistibly calling him at that time, trying not to wake their lass up as he knocks over things in his way as he staggers in the dark unfamiliar surroundings half asleep and still pissed to empty his bloated bladder and drink some water from the tap as his tongue flaps in his dry mouth like Gandhi's flip flops before he staggers back to his pit.

Imagine.

I was at this game. Pure defiance in the away end and in the face of division three opening it's jaws to take us.

He'd have an arsenal Tweety bird flying circles around his head if I had to spend any more than five minutes in his or the shouty prick on that vid, blud, you get me, fam?

'nothing sounds like anfield' according to an advertisement hoarding by Sonos. I doubt there's many quieter stadiums on a Saturday afternoon when they're home to a team they should beat. I think only Goodison comes close. Both decent on a night match, horrendous on a Saturday afternoon.